Florida is a Bottom

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My apologies for scarring your eyes, readers. Some friends of mine and I have been debating over this, and I am merely finishing the arguement.

You know who you are.

Florida is obviously a bottom. This is because it is constantly being barraged by not only the stupidity of the world, but storms. You would think that, at some point, Florida would have adapted to being on the receiving end of everyone's bullshit. Not only that, but Florida is the bottom of the mainland map. Arguably, certain states could be topped by this crack head. However, to those of whom who support Florida as a top, let me put this in your mind.

Vermont x Florida

Haha, you're scarred for life now.

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