-Zombies are zombies because their brains have been eaten by other zombies.
If you don't have a brain, you can't walk.
If you don't have a brain you cannot eat. (Brains)
If you don't have a brain you can't do ANYTHING!
Therefore either zombies don't exist
OR
They don't eat brains in the first place
WHICH WOULD MEAN
They can't make new zombies
THEREFORE
Zombies will soon become extinct
IF
They even existed in the first place!
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Authors Note- This logic has been bothering me all day😵
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