NM: So. You've been hanging out with Dream lately.
Cross: N-nightmare this is n-not what you're thinking-
NM: *takes out a gun* I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
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Cross: Nightmare. Explain.
Nightmare: So I know it might seem wierd that Killer is in the back of my ca-
Cross: N-nightmare-
Nightmare: Sshhhhh- I can explain it-
Cross: N-nightmare I was talking a-about the cat in your lap!
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Cross: Nightmare.. We're not getting another cat
Nightmare:But.
Cross: No.
Nightmare: But Crossy
Cross: No. We already have 15.
Nightmare: Cross. I know where you're hiding your chocolate and I will not hesitate to burn all of it.
Cross:... How many cats do you want?
Nightmare: two :3
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"I can't believe I'm letting you do this." Nightmare mumbled as his lover kept putting flowers on his head. "Shush Nighty. You look great"
"I'll choke you."
"Do it pussy."
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Shitposts And Sanscest Oneshots
FanfictionBasically it's just some random shit Nightmare and the others would do And some one shots I wrote out of boredom Just read it pls (don't. You'll regret it)
