Shitposts And Sanscest Oneshots

Nightcest Because Yes

Basically Nightmare is a super villain and Night is a super hero because I have no life. (this version of Nightmare belongs to a friend of mine I'm not sure if I'm allowed to tag them) And these are a bunch of short ideas. Some made by both of us some made by me
Edit: my friend is Madmaee
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Nightmare stared off into space as he waited for his boyfriend to get home. He was tired from his recent fight from his enemy and he just wanted to rest.

Night suddenly opened the front door of the apartment. "Nightlight I'm home!" he yelled excitedly. While trying to hide the fact he was exhausted from a recent fight he had. He smiled a bit as he saw the other sitting on the couch.

Nightmare waved a bit with one of his tentacles and continued to stare at the wall."How was work?"

Night rolled his eyes and slowly sat on the others lap. "Shit." Nightmare looked down at the smaller and raised an eyebrow. "But it's always shit?" All Night did in response was nod.

Nightmare let out a soft sigh as he wrapped his arms and tentacles around the smaller. Then nuzzled against the others cheek. Letting out soft purrs occasionally.

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Night was sitting on the living room floor with something in his lap. He was waiting for Nightmare to wake up and come out of their bedroom so he can give him the gift he wanted to.

Fortunately he didn't need to wait too long because a few minutes later Nightmare walked into the livingroom with a sleepy look and a coffee in his hand. "Nighty?"

Night hummed in response as he stared at the thing in his lap. "What are you looking at?" The taller asked as he walked over to Night.

After looking at the smaller up and down Nightmare realised the other had a small kitten on his lap. "Where did you get that?"

"I stole it. For you."

"I'm flattered."

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Nightmare and Night were both sitting on the couch. Across from each other. They found out who the other is a few weeks ago and things still haven't went back to normal yet.

"Nightmare remember that one time you stabbed me? Would you do it again?"

"Without hesitation."

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Night jumped into an apartment through the window knowing it would be easier than taking the door to get inside. And he didn't worry about the taller. He usually wasn't home yet.

But when Night looked around the living room after landing he saw Nightmare in front of him. Staring at him with an eyebrow raise.

"N-nightlight I can explain-"

"I've been fucking my enemy."