epic gamers
12:36 pm
noya: so i have an idea
tanaka: oh lordy lordy here we go
daichi: coach said no.
noya: i haven't even asked him yet
daichi: he said no.
noya: i'm hurt, dadchi
daichi: i didn't ask if you were hurt.
hinata: 👀
kageyama: 🙈
kiyoko: we should add yachi to the chat
tanaka: HI KIYOKO
kiyoko: hello
[nishinoya added +837029 to the chatroom]
noya: that's yachis number ig she hasn't changed her username on here
837029: i'm trying to change it right now
[837029 is now yachi]
yachi: hello!
kiyoko: hi yachi
hinata: 🙈🙈🙈
kageyama: 🙈
suga: take your flirting to a private chatroom
hinata: um
hinata: no.
suga: are you talking back to your m o t h e r
hinata: are you telling your i l l e g i t i m a t e c h i l d what t o d o ?
suga: g o t o y o u r r o o m y o u o n e - n i g h t - s t a n d - p r o d u c t - s c u m .
hinata: n o
kiyoko: yachi you should leave before this gets weird
yachi: ...this isn't weird?
kiyoko: fair point. wanna go get lunch?
yachi: my mom said i can't go anywhere except my friends houses :(
kiyoko: then i'll just have to take you to my house :)
tanaka: are we just gonna ignore the fact that this is happening?
daichi: leave it be
suga: don't t a l k b a c k
hinata: n o y o u w e r e t h e p r o d u c t o f a n a f f a i r s o d o n t g e t c o c k y b i t c h
kiyoko: ok yachi leave they're going to swear now
yachi: oop oh lord
[yachi is offline]
noya: you guys should watch the tiktok i just posted
suga: not now sweetie i'm in the middle of teaching your brother a lesson, but i will when i'm done ok honey 😊
noya: thanks mom 🤩
noya: see dadchi? you need to be more like sugamama 😤
daichi: don't tell me how to parent my kids.
noya: i-
noya: surprised but not disappointed
daichi: what does that even mean
noya: it's-
noya: it's a meme...
suga: i m g u n n a r o l l u p w i t h a g l o c k i f y o u d o n t s t f u r i g h t n o w h i n a t a
hinata: catch me if you can, i'm the gingerbread man
tanaka: no you're just the ginger
hinata: s q u a r e t f u p t a n a k a
kiyoko: you guys are lunatics.
noya: yes that's sort of the point
kiyoko: alright then uh...
ennoshita: GUYS NEKOMA IS THROWING A PARTY IN TOKYO AND SOME OTHER BOLLEYBALL TEAMS ARE GOING WE SHOULD GO ITD BE REALLY FUN
suga: alright, but we're we invited?
ennoshita: 🗿 yeah
suga: i'm just checking! i'm gonna go on the team moms groupchat and discuss the details and i'll tell you guys later what's happening.
hinata: this isn't over!
suga: yes it is.
hinata: ok mom :(
suga: also, no noya you can't join our groupchat
noya: damn
tanaka: HAHA U SOB
suga: you can't either tanaka
noya: 🤡
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