𝐶𝐴𝐿𝑀 𝐷𝑂𝑊𝑁 | haikyuu!! chatfic

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11:47 am

suga: 🤠

hinata: 🤩

kageyama: 🗿

yamaguchi: 🤡

noya: 🙈

tanaka: 😎

ennoshita: 😌

daichi: 😔

iwaizumi: 🌞

kuroo: 💦

tsukishima: what the fuck please stop i'm begging you

hinata: i'm sad :(

suga: why my son 😔

hinata: i can't see kageyama and the rest of u

tanaka: tHe rEsT oF yOu

noya: great time see how much u care about us hInaTa. 😤

hinata: guys he's literally my boyfriend please stop attacking me 😭

kageyama: please don't attack hinata

tsukishima: do i see a please in there?

kageyama: fuck off im not in the mood.

hinata: :(((((

tsukishima: who pissed in your wheaties 🗿

kageyama: i said leave me alone asshole.

tsukishima: actually you said ur not in the mood

suga: tsukishima stop it.

[kageyama is offline]

hinata: i'm gunna throw hands you  crusty musty ass green bean lookin ass tall ass dinosaur lovin ass salty as a saltine ass soulless ass big fat bitch

noya: why'd u take me off the mf schedule-

[suga deleted +1 of nishinoya's messages]

suga: learn when to mind your damn business.

daichi: can we all just calm down please

hinata: i'm fucking done with people being an asshole to kageyama like did anybody fucking ask for your opinion? when did i ask for you to talk like bitch who was even talking to your crusty bitch ass

suga: hinata please

suga: stop swearing and just calm down 

hinata: ok i'm done now

hinata: but really stop being so fuckin salty 🗿

noya: i love how he stopped texting after he got yelled at

[noya deleted a message]

noya: sorry

suga: lets all take a breather.

suga: noya nobody's mad at you please just mind your business. tsukishima work on your fucking attitude. there's a reason kageyama never opens up to us and it's because you make it so fucking hard to be around without feeling judged. hinata it's ok that you want to protect or stand up for kageyama but please keep your cool next time. you usually do and i get it sometimes you just snap but maybe let it out in a way that isn't raging over groupchat.

hinata: sorry suga-san...

noya: sorry suga..

suga: and anyone else who's online right now thank you for just keeping quiet. 

yachi: THAT WAS UNBEARABLE YOU GUYS PLEASE NEVER FIGHT ITL THAT WAS SCARY

tanaka: YUU got yelled at

tanaka: get it

tanaka: u know 'yuu'...

noya: i do not find you funny.

daichi: i hate all of you. except for suga you're doing great <3

suga: ♡

hinata: guys i'm saddddd hhhhhhhh

suga: why my son 😔

hinata: i can hear kageyama from my room rn and he seems really sad :(((((

noya: what he saying 👀 

noya: or doing idk

hinata: nOoOoO i'll be back guys :((

[hinata is offline]

yamaguchi: as the person who shares the other wall with kageyama in our apartment building i can tell u guys what's happening.

yamaguchi: hinata just left his apartment and kageyama event thing is open so i can hear him literally clear as day 🗿

yamaguchi: it's actually really sad to listen to..

yamaguchi: ok imma just send a video

yamaguchi: [+1 video]

noya: nOoK usually i don't care but that makes me sadhduegehehe

suga: my son needs to stop saying thatsbhshshs

yachi: i'm gunna cryyy 🥺

yamaguchi: the way he's just saying it over and over again is just 🥺😭

ennoshita: why do i feel such strong emotion for a bitchy first year who i've never cared about before :'((((((

suga: poor hinata listening to it...

daichi: it'd be heartbreaking if anybody just could hear their s/o calling themselves stupid and not good enough...

suga: 👀

suga: i see what ur doing mf

noya: are mom and dad having problems 🥺

suga: no idk what ur talking abt

daichi: i quit