𝐶𝐴𝐿𝑀 𝐷𝑂𝑊𝑁 | haikyuu!! chatfic

7

moms assemble

12:58 pm

suga: so there's a party?

akaashi: yes. don't blame me for this i never signed up for it

yaku: where's oikawas boyfriend

iwaizumi: i'm not his boyfriend

moniwa: not yet at least

yaku: yamamoto won't stop spamming me wtf

moniwa: sucks for you

akaashi: oh my GOD BPKUTO WONT SHUT UP

suga: um

suga: are all of you getting spammed except for me and moniwa?

yaku: guys i think i'm in literal hell

yaku: is this god punishing me for taking bokutos  juice box like two years ago

akaashi: bokuto says yes

yaku: and now kenmas crying.

yaku: jfc someone help me.

suga: why is kenma crying?

yaku: idk were watching marley and me or something and a dog died? i'm not paying too much attention to whats going on because i'm trying to plan a fucking party

moniwa: ok maybe just calm down a bit and step outside

suga: take a few deep breaths my guy and watch your profanities! we don't swear in the mom chat.

akaashi: ok we should have the party somewhere in tokyo because i said so

akaashi: jfc bokuto took my phone

akaashi: but i do agree we should have it in tokyo

yaku: kenma and kuroo say they know somewhere the party can be at

yaku: oh also lev doesn't wanna go because social distancing

yaku: he says this as he's literally two inches away from kuroo and kenma. 

suga: ok well we can make it out to tokyo and also our team management wants to come is that ok

suga: also no alcohol please i don't want anyone drinking underage

moniwa: i say anyone from our teams can come if they want, so your management should come

yaku: i say so too. also our coach wants to come sUpErVisE

suga: i'll ask my coach if he wants to come or not 

[sugawara is offline]

now i know it's short but nobody reads this anyway so it doesn't matter lol ok have fun, stay safe, please social distance and stay home!

-lele ♡