𝐶𝐴𝐿𝑀 𝐷𝑂𝑊𝑁 | haikyuu!! chatfic

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volleyball bitches 👅 

2:36

kenma: can someone please get bokuto to stop spamming me

akaashi: bokuto if you don't stop spamming kenma i'll hurt you

bokuto: sad

kenma: thanks

bokuto: you coulda asked me >:'(

kenma: uhh i didn't wanna be rude

bokuto: ITS LESS RUDE THEN AKAASHI TELLING ME HES GONNA HURT ME THO!!!

kuroo: omfg bokuto calm down i'm tryna sleep for once

hinata: :0

kenma: :)

hinata: i'm the chosen one

kuroo: you never smile at me..

kenma: don't do that here...

hinata: sad

kenma: don't sad

hinata: sadddddd

kenma: don't sad 🔫

hinata: scared

kenma: :(

akaashi: kenma can i join you in animal crossing-

kenma: yeah i'm lonely rn-

hinata: can i join you? :0

kenma: yes :)

bokuto: now i wanna play 😔

kenma: whoever wants to join me go ahead..

noya: hey hoes

noya: ooh animal crossing 

noya: i'll play

yamaguchi: why did everyone just get on animal crossing it says you're all online-

yamaguchi: !! family reunion in animal crossing

hinata: !!

kuroo: i would join but i left my switch at bokuto s house like forever ago 😪

yaku: wait you guys have animal crossing-

kenma: yeah

yaku: can i friend y'all i'm so lonely i have nobody to play with 🤧

hinata: i cry

kenma: omg you poor thing

kenma: i'll friend u omg 

yamaguchi: nishinoya why is your villager thing completely red ;-;

noya: cuz lightning mcqueen, clifford, and elmo

hinata: mine looks like me!

suga: ALL OF YOU GO TO SLEEP OR I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSES AND KNOCK YOU OUT

kenma: but..

kenma: animal crossing family reunion..

bokuto: AAHAHAH KUROO DOESNT HAVE HIS SWITCH SO HES PLAYING ROBLOX RN OMFG

kenma: i cry 

oikawa: hey hoes

oikawa: can i play animal crossing with u guys ☞︎☜︎

kenma: sugawara threatened us..

suga: why do i even try

oikawa: i'm just gonna join you guys..

suga: i cry.

bokuto: i wanna play with u guys and kuroo :(

kuroo: 😔

kenma:i know that kuroo has a nintendo switch lite so can't he just play on that

kuroo: oh shit yeah

kuroo: are you still mad at me 👉👈

kenma: kuroo..

kenma: go to private chat please

kuroo: sowwy 

kenma: ew

[private chat]

kenma: i'm sorry

kuroo: wha? no kenma i get why you were/are mad you're my best friend but recently i haven't been paying much attention to you

kenma: kuroo you really don't get it do you?

kuroo: ?

kenma: akaashi will probably hurt me if i don't say it so i guess i should now.

kenma: i like you. like i really really like you and i get jealous because i've always been your number one but you made new friends da and i haven't been getting all of your attention. i feel horrible because of it but that's how i feel. 

kuroo: oh shit

kuroo: sorry hold on my mom is coming upstairs

kenma: ok...

[private chat]

kuroo: BOKUTO WHAT DO I DO

bokuto: tf what

kuroo: kenma just..

kuroo: i'll just send some screenshots

bokuto: i-

bokuto: okay..?

kuroo: [kuroo sent +2 image(s)]

bokuto: ohmygod

kuroo: what do i do?

bokuto: listen man you've told me how you feel towards kenma and i think you need to tell him

kuroo: i don't want things to be awkward...

bokuto: worst that'll happen is you won't text for a while, we are in quarantine after all

kuroo: i guesssshahshwj

bokuto: ok now go tell him!

kuroo: yeah yeah i'm going

haha cliffhanger