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-𝐷𝑂𝑁'𝑇 𝐶𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝑀𝐸 𝐴𝑁𝑌𝑀𝑂𝑅𝐸
i originally wrote this story to be sort of a vent or some way to understand the things going on in my life such as multiple suicides and divorce and just a bunch of other shit and then...
hinata: i woke up, my vision blurry and my arm asleep. i rub my eyes and shake my arm as i get out of bed. just then the abusive orphanage owner bursts into my room. she slaps me across the face with an angry look in her eyes. "get dressed you worthless piece of shit. i just sold you." time stops. i've been sold? to who? who's gonna be my new parents? i get dressed quickly and run downstairs, almost tripping over my dress. i look down to see my new parents and i can't believe it! right in front of my very eyes BTS! i was sold to a band for a pack of cigarettes.
kageyama: shoyo i love you but what the fuck
tanaka: but what's the name
hinata: my name is Y/N! i was just sold to BTS by my abusive orphanage owner!
noya: hinata you're scaring yamaguchi
salty bitch: you're scaring me.
noya: 🗿
yamaguchi: ♡
yamaguchi: wait no
yamaguchi: ☞👈
hinata: y/n wants to know why it looks like that
yamaguchi: y/n can kiss my ass
yamaguchi: NONONO NISHINOYA TOOK MY PHONE IM SORRY
kageyama: i laughed
kageyama: like out loud for real and not just exhaling through my nose
salty bitch: i don't get it.
hinata: that's cus you don't look at memes
salty bitch: yeah i do
hinata: then send one in the groupchat rn
salty bitch: ok
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hinata: AHAHSHEUEHESHE YOU LOOK AT DINOSAUR MEMES DIUDGSHSGSSHSBWWH
kageyama: BFFSHSHHSHSH
noya: THAT ISNT EVEN FUNNY IM JUST LAUGHING HECAUSE HE ONKY LOOKS AT DINOSAUR MEMES
salty bitch: i'm not sure why that's funny
salty bitch: it's still a meme correct
hinata: yeah yeah but that's so dumbbbbbb
kageyama: i hate to break it to you but ur memes aren't funny
hinata: that's probably why he's never exhaled through his nose!!!!!!
noya: G A S P
noya: we need to spam the gc with memes so we make tsukki laugh
yamaguchi: call him tsukki again i'll beat ur ass you fucking baked bean lookin ass gremlin.
