How am I an idiot

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                    [In moms chat]

Iwa- Oikawa has been acting weird around me lately

Yaku- I think I know why

Akaashi- You just wont put two and two together

Yaku- How is your freak duo doing

Suga- Better they haven't spoke to each other but they are both going to practice

Akaashi- How is Kageyama

Suga- Less hostile but is ignoring all the first years

Iwa- I like how we changed the topic so fast

Yaku- Dear Asahi how are you not stressed

Suga- Oh trust me I am but I'm trying to not show it

Yaku- Anyways Akaashi have you seen Lev

Akaashi- You lost him again but yeah he said you dismissed him

Yaku- That kid is going to be the death of me

Akaashi- The cafe on park street

Yaku- Ok I'll be there in 7 minutes

Suga- Anyways how has Oikawa been acting weird

Iwa- He has been all flirty with me and has been ignoring his fangirls

Akaashi- You.are.an.Idiot

Suga- Let him figure it out

Iwa- How am I an idiot

Yaku- Found him oh also why is shorty in Tokyo

Suga- He is apparently spent the night at Kenmas he is coming back to Miyagi today

Yaku- Oh ok that makes sense and Iwaizumi he is being so obvious

Iwa- Y'all confuse me

               [In volleyball chat]

Asahi- I'm bored

Nishinoya- Can I come over

Asahi- Have you done your homework for the weekend

Nishinoya- SHIT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

Ennoshita- Me i told him. And I already forced Tanaka to do his

Nishinoya- Tanaka answers

Tsukishima- You both are idiots

Tanaka- NO THE LAST TIME I ASKED FOR ANSWERS YOU SAID NO

Nishinoya- NO I SAID ASK ENNOSHITA

Tanaka- aSk AsAhI

Nishinoya- Bitch

Asahi- I can help you Noya

Nishinoya- Wait seriously

Asahi- Mhm

Nishinoya- YAY ILL BE OVER IN 10 MINUTES

Kenma- Has anyone else played animal crossing

Kuroo- You know the answer to that and if you dont it's no

Kenma- Yeah I know but Shoyo just left so I'm bored

Kuroo- I can come over

Kenma- I dont know I'd rather you not

Kuroo- I just bought a new game

Kenma- I'll be over in 5 minutes

Oikawa- This is making me feel single Iwa~chan

Iwa- You have 50 fangirls I dont known what you want me to do

Yaku-...

Akaashi- Idiot

Tsukishima- You are seriously stupid

Iwa- How am I stupid

Yamaguchi- Tsukki dont tell him

Tsukishima- I wasn't going to

Yaku- Why

Yaku- Just why with you Iwaizumi

Tsukishima- One paragraph

Yamaguchi- Oh I just got a text from Hinata he is back in Miyagi

Suga- Does he need me to pick him up

Yamaguchi- He said no he will be fine

Daichi- You kids worry me

Kuroo- Why

Daichi- Alot of reasons

Kuroo- They will be fine

Daichi- I know I know

Oikawa- You are such a dad

Daichi- That's what happens when you practically adopt 10 kids

Suga- Its fInE

Daichi- Oh Tanaka and Noya sent someone to the hospital again

Suga- GOD DAMN IT GUYS

Nishinoya- Sorry mom

Tanaka- Sorry mom

Suga- 50 flying laps at practice

Nishinoya- Ok it's all your fault Tanaka

Tanaka- HOW

Nishinoya- YOU DECIDED TO CLIMB A TREE AND JUMP OFF IT

Tanaka- YOU DID IT TOO

Nishinoya- I DIDN'T LAND ON SOMEONE THOUGH

Tsukishima- Why are the reasons they are sending people to the hospital getting stupider

Yamaguchi- Its Noya and Tanaka

Suga- Both of you guys stop blaming each other or I'll give you 50 more

Tanaka- Yes mom

Nishinoya- Ok mom

Asahi- Nishinoya get off your phone right now you are failing english again

Suga- I thought we raised your grade

Asahi- He got a bad grade on his test today

Suga- Can you please tutor him

Asahi- I'm trying

Daichi- Everyone get off your phones now its late

Bokuto- ITS ONLY 5 THOUGH

Daichi- Now

Bokuto- OK



Ok this is more of a filler chapter because something important was mentioned in this chapter that corresponds with the next chapter~Bel

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