Another meeting

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Author- OK ANOTHER MEETING

Tsukishima- Oh my fucking god again

Suga- Don't be a pain

Daichi- Yeah listen to your mother

Author- Yes again and you should be thanking me

Yamaguchi- Oh yes thank you

Tsukishima- Why tho

Akaashi- Though**

Tsukishima- Ok why

Author- Well who here read my other draft for the tsukkiyama angst

Yaku- I did

Author- You read all my drafts

Kageyama- I read it too

Kenma- I think everyone read it except Yamaguchi and Tsukishima

Tsukishima- yEaH bEcAuSe ShE wOuLdN'T lEt Us

Author- nononononon that's not true I said that you could but I dont recommend it

Suga- Why not it was good

Tsukishima- No It wasn't

Author- YOU DIDN'T READ IT, but yeah it wasn't good like at all

Yamaguchi- Is this even a meeting

Author- Sorta i was gonna go over something but I'll think of it along the way

Akaashi- Is this because you have writers block again

Author- nO

Kenma- She does 5 seconds ago she deleted like 3 of her drafts out of frustration

Kuroo- You have too many drafts anyways

Author- I NEED THEM YOU ASSHOLES

Tsukishima- They aren't good

Author- Why do you think I dont post them

Nishinoya- HEY SORRY WE ARE LATE

Tanaka- YEAH SORRY

Author- Oh on that note where is Oikawa and Iwa

Hanamaki- I dunno they said they were to busy for your bullshit

Author- Ok y'all are rude to me and spam iwa's phone so he comes to the meeting

Matsukawa- IM DOING THAT

Daichi- You're going to get his ass kicked

Author- Nah he'll be fine

Tsukishima- Ok are you going to tell me what happened

Yamaguchi- I know

Tsukishima- Tell me this instant

Yamaguchi- You really shouldn't be so demanding there is time and places where you should be demanding

Nishinoya- Is Yamaguchi a power bottom

Asahi- NOYA

Tanaka- You really don't have room to talk

Nishinoya- WHY NOT

Ennoshita- "I like the feeling of something big and powerful between my legs"

Nishinoya-.........

Narita- I remember that

Author- Ok hate to stop whatever that conversation was but I figured out what this meeting is going to be about

Kuroo- You are the least organized person in this chat

Author- not true

Kenma- What's your favorite drink

Author- that decides nothing anyways it's about Kuroken

Kuroo- You're just getting back at me for when I threw the bleach across the room

Author- Yes but no so Kuroo and Kenma you have been through angst twice

Kenma- Yes and the first time I was in the hospital continue

Author- Mhm how does it feel that y'all are probably gonna have to wait a while because I have something planned for Kuroo

Kuroo- I'm going to murder you

Author- No you won't

Kenma- I'll take your bleach

Bokuto- WOW YOU TOOK THAT SO FAR

Akaashi- Dear Asahi calm down Bokuto

Hinata- HE IS RIGHT

Tanaka- SO RUDE HOW DARE YOU

Kenma- Shoyo calm down

Hinata- Yup sorry

Kageyama- How the fuck did you calm him down so quick

Daichi- Magic that I want

Iwa- ARE YOU DONE BLOWING UP MY PHONE DIPSHIT

Matsukawa- Author-chans fault

Author- Wow way to pin the blame on me

Daichi- What were you even doing

Oikawa- None of your business

Iwa- Yeah none of your business

Tsukishima- Why is Iwaizumi agreeing with Oikawa

Hanamaki- No one knows

Author- Why are you both always late

Oikawa- Busy

Nishinoya- With s-

Asahi- Don't even finish your sentence

Nishinoya- Rude

Ennoshita- Not really we don't want to scar our eyes

Nishinoya- Tell that to Kurro

Kuroo- I did that once

Hinata- Twice

Suga- Did you watch them

Hinata- No I didn't know what they were

Daichi- Ok good

Author- Anyways can we end this meeting on a good note

Tsukishima- Yes please just end the meeting your annoying

Author- Thanks ok that's all I wanted to discuss no Kenma you're not going near my bleach and that is it

Kageyama- Wow you sorta sounded organized

Author- OH SHUT UP

Yaku- NO YOU SHUT UP  WASN'T PART OF THIS IM SAYING BYE

Author- I'm posting this

Yaku- OH THEN BYE READERS

Author- My god

Yaku- Disrespectful








Writers block is a bitch and I have said that multiple times. Sorry I really can't think of anything to write and yes I deleted 3 drafts out of frustration oops well bye have a nice day~ Bel



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