[In the volleyball chat]
Tsukishima- I want death
Asahi- Same
Suga- Dear Asahi who did what now
Tsukishima- Tanaka and Noya
Nishinoya- YOU ASSHOLE DON'T RAT US OUT
Tanaka- DON'T YOU DARE YOU SALTY ASS FRY
Suga- Language
Daichi- What did they do now
Akaashi- Can I say
Suga- How do you know
Akaashi- Ennoshita
Daichi- Can someone just tell us
Ennoshita- They were running around the halls screaming "CAW CAW BITCH. SUCK MY DICK" and now they are suspended for 3 days
Suga- I can't. Why did I become a mom
Daichi- Why would you do it in front of the principle
Nishinoya- Vice principal
Hinata- That's worse
Tanaka- Because of you bitch 1 and bitch 2
Kageyama- What
Tsukishima- Yeah me and Yamaguchi are bitch 3 and 4
Kenma- I have a question
Yaku- Yes
Tsukishima- One paragraph
Yamaguchi- Tsukki we talked about this
Tsukishima- I don't know how to turn off my notifications
Yamaguchi- I need to write a post it note so you don't forget
Kenma- Who is dating who on each team
Yaku- I don't know that answer
Suga- Me and Daichi
Yaku- We all knew that
Yamaguchi- Me and Tsukki
Suga- What
Daichi- What
Hinata- What
Kageyama- What
Tanaka- What
Nishinoya- What
Suga- AND WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW
Tsukishima- We have been dating since middle school
Yamaguchi- We just forgot to tell you
Hinata- How do you forget something like that
Kageyama- HAH DUMBASS
Tsukishima- OH SHUT UP MR "I DON'T NEED NO ENGLISH"
Kageyama- HOW DID YOU REMEMBER THAT BUT NOT HOW TO TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS
Suga- Anyways off topic
Nishinoya- I would like to say me and Asahi but no
Tanaka- I'm single
Ennoshita- Same
Narita- I'm not
Suga- DOES ANYONE CARE TO TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
Daichi- Obviously not
Nishinoya- Dude you can't not talk in the chat then say you're dating someone
Narita- But I just did
Bokuto- WHO IS THE LUCKY LADY
Narita- Kinoshita
Tanaka- PFFT
Ennoshita- Gender roles
Kinoshita- Yup
Bokuto- OH
Akaashi- I knew
Suga- Of course you did
Bokuto- HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING
Akaashi- I dunno I just do
Suga- Is that it
Hinata- Yeah I think
Kuroo- Well I don't know of any relationships on my team
Bokuto- Me and Akaashi
Akaashi- Welp the secrets out
Suga- You didn't even think to tell me Akaashi
Akaashi- No
Suga- Why just why
Daichi- Are we done with the secret relationship conversation
Suga- Yes why did you want to know Kenma
Kenma- I just wanted to know
Kuroo- He wants to know who he can and cant flirt with
Kenma- NO THATS NOT WHY
Yaku- Well if he wants to flirt he need's to know how
Kuroo- DONT TEACH HIM
Lev- I can
Kenma- You dont know how
Lev- I that's true
[In moms chat]
Iwa- Guys me and Oikawa are not together anymore
Yaku- You guys were in a relationship
Akaashi- Everyone but you knew
Yaku- THATS NOT FAIR
Akaashi- That's**
Yaku- Well I'm sorry you fucking grammar natsi
Akaashi- Natzi**
Yaku- Fuck off
Suga- Did you do what I told you to do
Yaku- More like what you told him not to do
Iwa- I wanted him to talk to me. I tried to talk to him he said he didn't want to hear what I had to say
Iwa- I'm scared it wont get better
Yaku- It probably wont ever be the same
Suga- YAKU
Yaku- It wont. You will never able to repair and get the same relationship but you can grow and try to make the relationship stronger
Akaashi- Why didn't you say that first
Yaku- I don't know I just didn't
Suga- Are you ok do you need me to come over
Iwa- Its like 12am
Suga- And I don't live to far plus I can catch the last bus
Iwa- Ok please come quick
Akaashi- Don't die
Yaku- Have faith in him
Akaashi- It's 12 in the morning
Yaku- Ok and
Akaashi- I'm going to sleep
Yaku- Yeah I probably should too
Ok this was a sorta filler chapter because writers block is a thing~ Bel
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FanfictionThis is my first book also my book is inspired by @uWuYeEtuWu and @Antisocial_bean by how the characters act or some of the ideas so credits to them