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[In the volleyball chat]

Tsukishima- I want death

Asahi- Same

Suga- Dear Asahi who did what now

Tsukishima- Tanaka and Noya

Nishinoya- YOU ASSHOLE DON'T RAT US OUT

Tanaka- DON'T YOU DARE YOU SALTY ASS FRY

Suga- Language

Daichi- What did they do now

Akaashi- Can I say

Suga- How do you know

Akaashi- Ennoshita

Daichi- Can someone just tell us

Ennoshita- They were running around the halls screaming "CAW CAW BITCH. SUCK MY DICK" and now they are suspended for 3 days

Suga- I can't. Why did I become a mom

Daichi- Why would you do it in front of the principle

Nishinoya- Vice principal

Hinata- That's worse

Tanaka- Because of you bitch 1 and bitch 2

Kageyama- What

Tsukishima- Yeah me and Yamaguchi are bitch 3 and 4

Kenma- I have a question

Yaku- Yes

Tsukishima- One paragraph

Yamaguchi- Tsukki we talked about this

Tsukishima- I don't know how to turn off my notifications

Yamaguchi- I need to write a post it note so you don't forget

Kenma- Who is dating who on each team

Yaku- I don't know that answer

Suga- Me and Daichi

Yaku- We all knew that

Yamaguchi- Me and Tsukki

Suga- What

Daichi- What

Hinata- What

Kageyama- What

Tanaka- What

Nishinoya- What

Suga- AND WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW

Tsukishima- We have been dating since middle school

Yamaguchi- We just forgot to tell you

Hinata- How do you forget something like that

Kageyama- HAH DUMBASS

Tsukishima- OH SHUT UP MR "I DON'T NEED NO ENGLISH"

Kageyama- HOW DID YOU REMEMBER THAT BUT NOT HOW TO TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS

Suga- Anyways off topic

Nishinoya- I would like to say me and Asahi but no

Tanaka- I'm single

Ennoshita- Same

Narita- I'm not

Suga- DOES ANYONE CARE TO TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS

Daichi- Obviously not

Nishinoya- Dude you can't not talk in the chat then say you're dating someone

Narita- But I just did

Bokuto- WHO IS THE LUCKY LADY

Narita- Kinoshita

Tanaka- PFFT

Ennoshita- Gender roles

Kinoshita- Yup

Bokuto- OH

Akaashi- I knew

Suga- Of course you did

Bokuto- HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING

Akaashi- I dunno I just do

Suga- Is that it

Hinata- Yeah I think

Kuroo- Well I don't know of any relationships on my team

Bokuto- Me and Akaashi

Akaashi- Welp the secrets out

Suga- You didn't even think to tell me Akaashi

Akaashi- No

Suga- Why just why

Daichi- Are we done with the secret relationship conversation

Suga- Yes why did you want to know Kenma

Kenma- I just wanted to know

Kuroo- He wants to know who he can and cant flirt with

Kenma- NO THATS NOT WHY

Yaku- Well if he wants to flirt he need's to know how

Kuroo- DONT TEACH HIM

Lev- I can

Kenma- You dont know how

Lev- I that's true

[In moms chat]

Iwa- Guys me and Oikawa are not together anymore

Yaku- You guys were in a relationship

Akaashi- Everyone but you knew

Yaku- THATS NOT FAIR

Akaashi- That's**

Yaku- Well I'm sorry you fucking grammar natsi

Akaashi- Natzi**

Yaku- Fuck off

Suga- Did you do what I told you to do

Yaku- More like what you told him not to do

Iwa- I wanted him to talk to me. I tried to talk to him he said he didn't want to hear what I had to say

Iwa- I'm scared it wont get better

Yaku- It probably wont ever be the same

Suga- YAKU

Yaku- It wont. You will never able to repair and get the same relationship but you can grow and try to make the relationship stronger

Akaashi- Why didn't you say that first

Yaku- I don't know I just didn't

Suga- Are you ok do you need me to come over

Iwa- Its like 12am

Suga- And I don't live to far plus I can catch the last bus

Iwa- Ok please come quick

Akaashi- Don't die

Yaku- Have faith in him

Akaashi- It's 12 in the morning

Yaku- Ok and

Akaashi- I'm going to sleep

Yaku- Yeah I probably should too




Ok this was a sorta filler chapter because writers block is a thing~ Bel



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