Ok I usually dont say this before a chapter but this chapter talks and jokes about death murder and dieing in general. I know not everyone likes that so this is a warning I mean no offense to anyone so again this is a warning.
Kenma- I want to know how everyone is scared to die
Kuroo- You ask the weirdest fucking questions
Kenma- No I dont I need..............ideas
Yaku- TO WHAT FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE
Kenma- NO JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
Kageyama- Noose
Hinata- The fuck
Kageyama- Hanging by the neck from a roof by a fucking rope dumbass
Hinata- I KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT WHY
Kageyama- ITS A QUESTION AND I ANSWERED IT
Tanaka- It makes sense
Suga- I'm concerned
Daichi- You're about to be really concerned
Yaku- Yes
Akaashi- Finally a good conversation
Bokuto- AKAASHI THE HELL
Hinata- Car crash
Suga- Children
Kenma- That's not fucking it I want everyone to answer
Yamaguchi- Being choked to death
Tanaka- Now you know who doesn't have a choke me kink
Tsukishima- Sleeping peacefully
Bokuto- I THOUGHT THATS HOW YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
Tsukishima- Nah to easy
Suga- The fuck
Nishinoya- mOm No CuSsInG
Suga- I told you that one time
Kenma- I'll take that into consideration
Tanaka- Falling off a high place maybe
Ennoshita- Really hey Tanaka want to go to the Grand Canyon tomorrow
Tanaka- HEY STOP
Nishinoya- Being stabbed maybe
Tsukishima- You were already stabbed in the back
Asahi- Tsukishima no
Nishinoya- OK THAT ONE HURT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE BROOM
Tsukishima- We still haven't thrown it away
Ennoshita- Starvation
Suga- Have you eaten today
Ennoshita- Shit no I have not let me go do that
Suga-.........-_-..........
Asahi- Um I dont know poison maybe
Nishinoya- Does bleach count as poison
Suga- Yes
Daichi- Gunshot
Suga- I will have to go with the same as Kageyama
Kenma- Ok Nekomas turn
Yaku- Maybe being kidnapped and having my stomach cut open then put back together then being beat up and going into a coma
Suga- That was specific
Yaku- Yeah I had a dream about it once
Suga- Weird but ok
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FanfictionThis is my first book also my book is inspired by @uWuYeEtuWu and @Antisocial_bean by how the characters act or some of the ideas so credits to them
