Let's do this thing!!! If I was in Dragon Ball

I should have not done that (really long)

"I will destroy you!" Beerus said dashing for me.

"Waitwaitwaitwait-SHIT!" I said blocking a punch but still went flying. "Ow! That hurt my arms. Here he comes!"

"You would dare touch a destroyer god?!" He said trying to punch me.

"At least you're not a baby sitter! Not yet at least!" You said kicking him away.

I was in a tough situation. I'm fighting a G.O.D. and actually keeping up. Am I stronger than Goku? Nah. Beerus is not even using his full power yet.

"Impressive Ninja! You made me use my full power now!" He said charging up.

Me:

"Well shit." I then powered up more and tried to fight Beerus now.

"This guy is awesome! I think he can take down black no problem if he's keeping up with Lord Beerus in God form! Right Trunks?" Goku asked.

"I dunno, Black has a lot of tricks up her sleeve-" Trunks was interrupted by me.

"WAAAAAAAiiiit a minute! Got off me already!" I said before blasting away Beerus. "What the f*ck did you just say?"

"Uhm...I dunno?" Trunks said confused.

"After that!" I demanded.

"Black has a lot of tricks up her sleeve?" Trunks said confused again.

"Her?! Black's a girl?!" I asked again.

"Y-Yeah...is that a problem?" Trunks is asked.

"Yes! Black's supposed to be a guy!" I said as I let go of Trunks. "I should've known this was a wattpad fanfic..."

"Ninja! I'm coming for you!" Beerus once again returned. "What's wrong with him?"

"He's having a lot to process in his mind. It seems that he thought this Black was a male instead of female." Whis explained. "Which means-"

"He's not from here. He shouldn't be here. I have to destroy him." Beerus said.

"WHAAAT?! C'mon Lord Beerus! At least let him help us with our situation." Goku pleaded.

"Goku this is a big deal! I can't let someone from a different dimension come to ours! He needs to be removed." Beerus told Goku.

"Hmph. You can try to destroy him. It's not like he's going to let you." Vegeta said.

"It is true my Lord. He blasted you away like no problem." Whis chuckled.

"Ok, I'm good now. So, Trunks, you need help with Goki Black right?" You asked.

"Yes! You're apparently stronger then a god like Beerus. So you might be stronger than her!" Trunks begged.

"Hmm...fine." I said.