Let's do this thing!!! If I was in Dragon Ball

About the tournament

Me and Goku were and Beerus's planet training with Whis. We were doing fine until Beerus showed up.

"Whis. Pizza! Delivery, not DiGiorno!" Beerus said.

"Ooo! Ooo! I want one with pepperoni, another with sausage, and one with ham!" Goku said.

"Meat lovers. You want a meat lovers." Whis said putting his hand on Goku's shoulder.

"Nah, I like to keep the meats separate. I want to savor each animal." Goku explained.

"Wait but they all have pig—" I was going I say of but u was interrupted.

"Oh! But for the one with ham, make it HAWAIIAN!" Goku said.

"Hawaiian? I'm unfamiliar with that variety of pizza." Beerus said.

"You do NOT want to know." I said.

"Ooooh, it's super good. It's ham and pineapple." Goku said.

"Excuse you and your entire race?" Beerus said offended.

"Ham and Pineapple." Goku said again.

"That is disgusting. Why would you ruin perfectly good pizza with pineapple?" Beerus said.

"What?! Nah, it's the best! It just plays so well with the ham and the tomato—" Goku was interrupted by me.

"It's an abomination Goku. It's not a good pizza." I said flatly.

"Why would you put sweet and juicy fruit on top of a salty, delicious Pizza?" Beerus asked.

"Well, to be fair, Lord Beerus, a tomato is a fruit." Whis said.

"Don't you play Dabura's advocate here, Whis! Less you suggest we start filling calzones with raspberry jam." Beerus said.

"That sounds delicious." Goku said as Beerus grabbed Goku's face.

"Of course you'd say that! I'm an epicurean! You wolf down big Max's like tic tacs." Beerus said.

"Oooh, I want a burger now. Can we just do burgers instead?" Goku asked as he was dropped to the floor.

"Hmmm, now that you mention it, I could blow up a planet for some Whataburger." Beerus said.

"I want In-N-Out!" I said.

"No, Shake Shack!" Beerus said.

"I've a preference for Hopdoddy's, personally." Whis said.

"I'll take a double bacon cheeseburger, caramelized onions, lettuce, chipotle mayo, and ketchup. No pickles." Beerus said.

"I'll take the same but with grilled—" Goku was interrupted by me hitting him far.

"Why did you do that?" Beerus asked.

"'Shit. What do I say?' I wanted to to test his reflexes, so far? Not so good." I explained with sweat marks.

"Hmmm, ok then. Whis did you get our orders?" Beerus asked.

"Yes my lord, Daiko, would you mind getting us our orders?" Whis asked me.

"Sure no problem." I said as I took the orders and used instant transmission to go back to earth. "Hey Gok-I?!"

I obviously had to instant transmission to Goki because I have been training her and her power was better than Goku and Vegeta. Instead of her Black gi I gave her her own white gi that looked like her original black gi. It looked like my training gi but it had her red instead of yellow. But she wasn't wearing that. Let me make it more clear, she wasn't wearing anything.