Here I go! And I'll see...a world of pure Dragon Ball BS.
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THE FOLLOWING IS A NON PROFIT, FAN
BASED PARODY
Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Dragon Ball Super And Yes Dragon Ball Z Abridged, are all owned by F...
We landed in front of the doors. We opened them and-
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!" Cabba yelled as he went super saiyan with an intense aura and fell to the ground. "BULLSHIT!"
"Huh, he's pulling a Vegeta right now." Sorin mumbled.
"Are you sure it isn't a Bardock move?" I asked Sorin.
"Poor guy." Broly said.
"Ugh...uh...uggg..." Cabba was breathing heavily.
"Why don't you explain what's going on..." Vegeta said.
Cabba looked up to see Vegeta.
"Ma...Master Vegeta..." Cabba said.
"It must have been a powerful enemy...to get these guys involved." Vegeta said looking to the kais.
"These... "Guys"...?" One of them said. "We are the supreme Kais so watch your to-"
He stopped talking when he saw me. He had the look of fear while I had the look of confusion. I see Sorin presenting me like an a brand new item that's for sale. I facepalm and just snapped my fingers.
"Ok? Cabba tell us what happened on earth." I said.
{One explanation later}
Everyone was silent. The one to break it was Goku.
"So... So what happened after you got banged up?" Goku asked eating.
Yes, we were eating while listening.
"I could feel a crisis that would affect the entire universe so I had to visit." The fat Kai said. "I found him there with his life hanging in the balance... I couldn't allow him to be killed, so I teleported him here..."
"I can still save them..." Cabba said trying not to cry.
"Cabba, this is your fight. You have to avenge your comrades yourself. You have to finish the job. Where's that talk about your pride?!" Vegeta yelled.
Cabba smiles as he wipes a tear away.
"Stop crying." Vegeta said.
"Ok..." Cabba said.
"So... "Bleed" is his name correct?" I asked.
"Yeah, this guy is stronger than Frost and he looks cooler." Sorin answered.
"It's a good thing we always bring Senzu beans with us." Goki said giving one to Cabba. "Here you go."
"What is this?" Cabba asked.
"It's a Senzu bean, use it when you think: "Yikes! I'm gonna die!" Ok?" Goki explained.
"T-Thanks..." Cabba said putting the bean away.
"Well, let's go to earth I see this guy." Sorin said using the instant transmission with Broly.
"Wait!" Vegeta said.
"Yeah let's go." I said using instant transmission with Goki.
"C'mon Vegeta!" Goku said putting his fingers to his forehead.
"Tch... I can't believe I have to touch this idiot...!" Vegeta hesitating to put his hand on Goku and instant transmission to us.
We all saw that it was the man himself. Bleed
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