Let's do this thing!!! If I was in Dragon Ball

Bonus Chapter: Its a bomb!

Characters:

Daiko

Sorin

Broki [Fusion between Goki and Broly]

These are all the same characters in the original storyline.

{Sorin POV}

"There he is, right there. Jiren Grey. Living large in one of his penthouse suites." Daiko said looking through the telescope. "Oh, look who this is. Yep, that's her, that's the woman right there that was on Goku Black's boat."

He said that while passing me the telescope while I was eating orange chicken. I took a look to see what they were doing.

"I told you it would work out." Daiko said getting ready to sleep. "They still talking?"

"Mhm." I said chewing my chicken and swallowing it. "He's leaving."

"He'll be back." Daiko said.

"How do you know?" I asked.

"You see how fine that woman looks? He'll definitely be back." Daiko said.

I just roll my eyes and continue watching for anything. Broki started to walk towards the living room and started to strip down. I widen my eyes a bit and continued to watch. Why am I doing this?

"What's she doing?" Daiko asked.

I ignored and kept watching unbutton her shirt off to reveal her black bra.

"What's she doing man?" Daiko asked again.

"She's just standing around...not doing much." I said focusing on her.

"Well just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later something's going to happen." Daiko said.

"Okay...I'll just try to stay awake...it's so boring." I said.

She then walked somewhere else taking the shirt off.

"Ahh...slow down baby~." I whispered.

"What?" Daiko asked opening his eyes.

"Uh...Nothing. I said nothing." I said.

"I heard you say something." Daiko said.

I started to breathe heavily and even pulled on my collar to release some heat. I saw that she was about to take her lower half off. Daiko saw me acting this way and got up rubbing his eyes.

"Sorin, come one man what are you talking about?" Daiko asked.

"She's...she's getting undressed." I answered distracted.

"What?" Daiko said.

"She's Just...getting undre-"

"Give me that." Daiko said taking away the telescope and I got back in my normal self.

"No. It's not right." I said.

{Daiko POV}

What I saw was beautiful. She was taking off her skirt.

"Lord have mercy!" I said.

"What?" Sorin asked.

"She just took her skirt off." I said.

"I can't hear this." Sorin said walking away.

"Black panties...black bra...Victoria's Secret spring catalog page 27." I said looking at the window instead of the telescope. "Girl's got class. Let me look a little closer."

I zoomed in just above her ass and saw a tattoo.

"She got a little tattoo that's cute. Looks like...Snoopy." I said.

"Snoopy? I love Snoopy." Sorin said trying to take the telescope away from me.

"Calm down man, I love Snoopy too." I said looking back into the telescope. "Wait a minute, she's going to the door. She's going to the door, she's opening the door. Wait...that lady. That's looks like the same lady that showed up on your office."

It was Android 21 with a disguise and gave Broki a package. We both woke up and realized.

"It's a bomb!" We both said putting on our coats and rushing to the first floor to the next building.

We quickly ran to the floor this woman was in.

"Open up!" I say banging on the door. "Sorin, kick it."

Sorin then kicked the door down and we grabbed the package.

"Damn you look fine." I said.

"Daiko!" Sorin yelled.

I followed Sorin to the roof  once we got up there we only had one idea.

"Sorin, throw it off the building!" I said.

"I can't! There's people down there!" Sorin said.

"Sorin!"

"Daiko"

"Sorin!"

"Daiko!"

"...Sorin! Throw it!"

"No!"

"We're about to die!" I said diving on to the floor taking cover as well as Sorin.

We were both waiting for the explosion until we heard footsteps.

"Get on your feet, enough!" Broki said walking towards us.

"Put that thing down, its a bomb!" I said.

"It's not a bomb." She said opening it and pulling out zeni. "Nothing."

"Oh..." Me and Sorin said.

"Well we're sorry, we'll be out of your way." Sorin said walking away.

"Hope you have a good night." I said walking, following Sorin.

We both kept walking until we were both picked up by Broki.

"Oh, I am going to have a good night." Broki said.

"Oh." I began.

"Shit." Sorin finished.

If you have no idea what this is referencing, just wow. I'll tell you anyway. It's from Rush Hour 2. Here's the scene. Have a good day.