Let's do this thing!!! If I was in Dragon Ball

Xenoverse

"Sorin is on his way and it's 4:55, I have to get ready and put this air mattress away." I said rubbing my eyes and standing up.

{Short Timeskip Of getting ready and cleaning}

"I'll see you guys later." I said.

"Bye daddy." Kohl said hugging me.

"Bye daddy." Goki said hugging me as well.

"Uh..."

"Let's go Daiko." Bardock said with a smile on her face.

"Right, Bye!" I said walking out the door with Bardock.

"Morning Daiko." Trunks said.

"Morning, where are the Sorins and the Kai?" I asked.

"They're on their way, riiiiiiight now!" Trunks said pointing in the air.

"Let's do this!" Sorin said. "Daiko, you didn't do anything weird last night did you?"

"Bruh." I said with a 'wtf' face.

"I had a 'sleepover' with his wife?" Bardock said with a confused face.

"Ohh." Sorin said.

"Well let's go to our place." Xeno Sorin said opening up a portal.

We all go through the portal and saw a city. Looked cool, but, yeah. I was about to take a look until—

"First task!" The Kai said.

"Wait Wha—?!" I got transported to a grassy field. "What???"

I then sense three energy signals, Goku, Piccolo, and Raditz?!

"Hello?!" A voice says.

"AH!!! Do you have to yell?!" I ask taking out the communicator I magically had on my ear. "What the...? How and when?"

"Piccolo!" A familiar voice said.

I flew in the direction to see Raditz and Goku. Piccolo was fading fast.

"What the, Who are you?" Goku asked.

"I'll explain later, for now, let's take care of Raditz." I said getting into my stance.

"Right." Goku said gettin into his stance.

"No matter how much trash there is, it's still trash!" Raditz says.

I then team up with Goku wjrhboth of us landing punches on Raditz, mostly Goku. I then hear voices in my ear.

"Daiko!" Sorin yelled.

"Ow! What is it?!" I said dodging kicks from Raditz.

"Whoops Sorry Daiko." Sorin laughs nervously. "This is the first level of Xenoverse 2, defeat Raditz and balance is restored."

"That's it?" I asked.

"Well, yeah—?"

I bitch slap Raditz making him crash to to the ground. I gave Piccolo a Senzu bean and told Goku to grab his brother and die with him.

"That was easy." The button I pressed said and threw away.

"Oh..." Sorin said.

"So, how do I get back?" I ask.

As soon as I asked that, a light surrounded me and I was suddenly in that city I didn't get a good look at.

"That was...Huh." Sorin said.