Let's do this thing!!! If I was in Dragon Ball

Frieza or Freezer?

{Xeno Me's POV}

"Ok,yes go to Freezer now." I said.

"It's Frieza." Sorin said.

"Yeah, Freezer, let's go!" I said flying off.

"Bruh." Sorin said following me. "So what else has everyone been telling you?"

"Eh, you know, birthdays, mini celebrations, you and Chronoa, the usual." I said.

"Y-Yeah, what have they been saying about me and Chronoa? Just asking." Sorin said in a shy tone.

"Dude, they're good friends they're not going to say anything serious about the two of you." I said.

"Right, that's correct." Sorin said.

"Ok red face, get ready because here's Freezer!" I said landing in the ground. "Sorin, let's do this."

Me and Sorin power up and flew towards Freezer. He couldn't block out punches because we were faster than he was. A minute later everyone joined in the fight with us. We were doing good playing tennis with Freezer as the ball and me and Sorin as the rackets. I then realized we couldn't kill him yet, and Sorin knew too. We dial it back and Freezer was now doing damage on us. F*ck this. Soon enough Freezer swipes his finger and everyone but me and Sorin were sent flying back. Me and Sorin just combo Freezer and end it with a blast that was so weak for us but powerful to everyone else.

"Damn you monkeys!" Freezer said as he flew towards Sorin but gets grabbed from his tail by Goku. "Who the he'll are you?"

"I am Son Goku, Insane, from earth." He said.

We were all silent with me and Sorin holding our laughs in.

"He means saiyan." Vegeta said.

"It doesn't matter how many monkeys there is, I'll just pile you up against the mountain." Freeza said.

"Is it general mountain?" Sorin asked.

"Why yes it is, you should meet him now." Freeza said as he picked up a mountain.

"Hi General Mountain, my name's—!" We we're cut off our introductions as the mountain squashed us.

"We're sorry Mr. Mountain." We said muffled as we flew through the mountain.

"All introduction aside, let's get this over with." Freeza said as he swiped his hand and fired a blast at the three of us which we dodged.

We all then began fighting, Sure it seemed unfair as it was a three vs one but we were holding g back way too much. Huh, I wonder how many times that has been said. We kept fighting, same as the original.

{One singing Goku charging up spirit bomb later}

"It's ready!" He said.

"Oh, somehow I completely forgot about that." Freeza said.

"Nope." I said as I formed ki chains to keep him in place until I times it right and let him go.

Freeza was trying to push back the spirit bomb but got bombarded leaving a huge crater in the ground with a water fall. We saw Piccolo carry Goku out of the water. Sorry Krillin.

"Jk not dead lol." Freeza said as he lifted Krillin in the air blowing him up.

"What the? That's not how it—?"

"YOU! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!" Goku said as lightning strikes were everywhere with Goku's hair rising intensely. "HAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

There it is! Super Saiyan. It's a first, but finally, the handicap is gone. Me and Sorin just watch this fight until a certain someone showed up. It was Cooler.