Let's do this thing!!! If I was in Dragon Ball

Close call!

Roshi isn't here to do his part. I'll do it for him. I waved to Goki and started watching warriors fight around. There weren't that many left. Universe 2 still had many warriors. I then see two boomerang looking ki blasts comingright towards me. I just jump over them.

"You're open!"

Hm? I then see a hammer come down to crush me. I just caught it in my hand. She was surprised. I guess she didn't see me fight at all. She puts away her hammer and looks at me. I know how this part plays out. She took off her cape and raised her revealing leg. She's trying to seduce me.

"That won't work." I said crossing my arms and closing my eyes. "I will give you the chance to do something else."

"Oh really~?" She sounded too close.

I open my eyes to see her right in front of me. This bitch... I saw Goki watching me. I know what she's doing. She's testing my loyalty. I smile which nobody could see. I can see Goki smiling.

"Like I said, nothing like that works on me." I then got serious. "Now why don't you stop doing that and fight."

She got pissed. She formed a spear and tries to stab me. I just grabbed her spear and broke it. I decided to scare her off now.

"HAAAAA!!!" I said transforming into Super Saiyan 2.

She looked scared now. All I have to do is make her run off the stage. I just started to laugh menacingly and slowly walked towards her. She turned pale and ran off. Yes! I go back into my normal state. I knew who was up next. Illusion girl. I turn around to see there was a fire ball flying towards me. I just grab the blue thing.

"I know all about your attacks." I said crushing the thing in my hand. "And it won't work."

"Oh? I see." She said forming more of those blue things. "Then try this!"

"Nope!" I threw red ki shurikens that lick on the blue things to destroy them. "Nice try."

"Look below you." She said.

God dammit. Now I can't move from this spot.

"Now to take you out." She said.

I was about to go god until she got kicked by Goki. Goki ran up to her again to punch her out of here.

"Good job Go-hm?"

I was then kissed by her. While she was doing that, she destroys the blue thing freeing me.

"Wow, That was...passionate." I say blushing a little pulling my mask back up.

"That was just for you." She said smiling. "I knew you were the one for me."

I just blush more and then shake my head causing my blush to get away.

"Yeah. But heads up someone's coming." I say pointing to a direction.

Goki sees this and dodged a blast that hit the ground instead of her.

"My friends... Two of them..." a boy said with lightning around his fist. "You took them down."

"What?" I said. "Does everyone in Universe 4 want me to take them down?"

"Come, let's do this." Goki said.

He then got mad and powered up to his transformation. He now looked like a bird. That is a very buff bird.

"I'll crush you both to pieces!" He claims.