... (SayoHina)

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Sayo was walking into a fast food joint to get some fries in secret. She never liked showing people how much she loved fries, especially Roselia and her sister.

"Oh hey Onee-Chan~" a familiar voice called.

"Eh~?! Hina!?" She did one of those quiet screams. "Why are you here??"

"I went to get some fries.. I was sooo hungry and my stomach kept growling~ the pain was almost unbearable!" She cried. "It seems you're here for a similar reason?" She said with a sly look on her face, mostly staring at Sayos belly, which was rumbling embarrassingly loud.

"Hnn.. uhm.. actually I was picking up some fries for Lisa! Yeah.. uhm.. so I'll order and be on my way." She said as quickly as she could, and got in line.

"Oooh okay.. I know you like fries so I was going to offer you some of mine.. since I'm not gonna finish them I don't think." She murmured, if heartache could be vocalized, Hina's tone would be the best description.

"Fiiine.." she growled, sitting across from her. "Oh wow.. you got two.. boxes.. are you okay? Shouldn't you be watching your calories since you're an Idol?" She squinted at her sister trying to see if she'd flinch.

To Sayos surprise, she started laughing. "Oh that's more of Aya-Chan's thing~"  she was still giggling. "Maybe you should though Onee-Chan! Not calling you fat.. I just don't know you as well as you!"

Sayo couldn't help but feel vulnerable around Hina. Even when they were kids she always knew her like the back of her hand, and sometimes even Hina knew way more about Sayo, then Sayo did herself. "Hina you need to lower your voice." Sayo said calmly. "People are starting to stare, plus you're from a popular idol group and you're not even wearing a dis-"

"You're really tense, is something on your mind?" Hina kept giving her a look,, that really didn't scream 'Hina Hikawa' and it really reminded her of the looks Tsugu would give her, or even Lisa.

"Uhm.. I just don't like eating fries in front of people. It feels childish." She muttered, crossing her arms. "And plus.. you're making me nervous, it feels like there's something I should bring up.. but I'm not sure what exactly."

Hina actually flinched at that, but not at the fry part, but at the very last thing Sayo said. "Oh.. this is totally not boppin.." she sniffled.

"Uhh.. Hina? What's wrong?" Sayo said, feeling genuine worry for her little sister. Was someone forcing her sister to do something. "My head hurts really bad.." Hina said, laying her head on the restaurant table.

Sayo felt her face grow hot as Hina started moaning and groaning, (mostly embarrassed from all the stares it was earning). "Hina..! What the hell has gotten into you? Do you need some medicine?" Sayo whispered sternly to her sister.

Hina's head slowly raised, a lustful look on her face.

"Uh oh" Sayo said plainly.

"HAHA SAYO LOOK AT THIS MEME I FOUND ON TWITTER" Hina screeched, and Sayo jumped out of her seat.

(This is the epic meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂)

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(This is the epic meme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂)

"HINA I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND" Sayo screamed and they both started wrestling on the floor.

"Hina you're ruining our reputation!!" Aya yelled from over the counter. "I also heard you talking about my calorie counting!!! It's normal okay!! I'm an idol it's just what I do!!" She started crying "I'm not obsessed I swear~!!"

"Aya you need to calm down!" Kanon grabbed aya by the shoulders.

"Hey Sayo where are our frie—" Lisa paused and observed a scene of Sayo and Hina fighting (Sayo was winning surprisingly) and Aya was a sobbing mess, alongside Kanon who was having a panic attack.

"Not this again."

***
Sayo and Hina were walking home, both bruised. "Huh.. that was a nice stress reliever surprisingly." Sayo admitted, "though I can't believe I did that.. that wasn't very mature huh.."

"Sis..." Hina gave Sayo a determined look, yet an empathetic one. "There's this guy I saw once, and he turned himself into a pickle! Funniest thing I've ever seen."

~end~

A/N
So happy April fools ig, thought I'd make something really quick lmao, I hope I don't offend anyone 👀

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