Ratings: ☺️/💯2️⃣
AU: Elementary!AU
Idea By: NobodyNose27What if Logan and Roman... didn't fight constantly? And that's what this one shot is.
I love this idea and I have a lot of experience because I may or may not have had two different boyfriends (at different times) during my elementary school years. I proposed to the first one twice and the second one proposed to me twice. I never had a marriage ceremony with either of them, though. Sad.
Also btw in this they're in 4th grade, so their age range is like 9 or 10
~Logan's POV~
"You're so cute!"
I sigh as I watch a girl in my class complement a boy in our class while they're holding hands. I turn to look at my friend Roman, who's sitting next to me.
"I don't get this," I say.
"Get what?" He asks.
"All the girlfriend stuff. Who would ever want a girlfriend?"
"I know, right?" Roman sighs. "Girls are dumb. I'd never want a girlfriend."
I nod in agreement, crossing my arms.
I watch the girl hug the boy, and the boy giggles. I let out a huff.
"I hope I never get a girlfriend." I say.
"Yeah. I don't want anything to do with a girl," Roman says, agreeing with me.
"Uh-Huh. Maybe I should ask my mom about it. She's an adult, she's gotta know something about it, right?"
"Oh, yeah! Grown-ups know everything."
"Yeah. Grown-ups know everything."
~After School~
I run into my house and my mom closes the front door behind me. I go into the kitchen and sit at the table, waiting for her to get me a snack like usual before I start my homework.
"How was your day, Logan?" She asks.
"It was okay. I'm kinda confused though."
"About what?"
"A bunch of the boys in my class keep getting girlfriends. I don't get it. Girls are weird."
My mom smiles at me as she starts cutting up an apple. "Oh, Logan..."
"What?"
"You'll understand someday. You'll start feeling something for a girl."
I shrug. "I don't know. All the girls I've ever met were dumb."
"You'll meet one that isn't."
She puts the apple slices on a plate and hands them to me.
"Just remember," she continues, "don't go doing anything until you're married."
"What do you mean?" I ask, taking a bite out of an apple slice. She smiles again.
"I mean, if you ever start feeling something a little more than romantic, don't act on anything. Wait until you're married to take that big step."

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