May I add that everyone just surpassed my death like, "Oh I guess she's dead now". The only person who even acknowledged my death was my sister, and yes, the only thing she wanted from my dead corpse was my ruby heels. Not ruby slippers, I paid way too much for those shoes for them to get the title of slippers. Sure, I guess they could teleport you, but my sister had a broomstick. She didn't need them. All they did for me was save money instead of paying for a Uber or Lyft. What?!? It's expensive!
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The wizard of Oz retold
HumorSo everyone knows the tale of the Wizard of Oz. Well forget that story because it's filled with BS. The movie directors and the book editors changed the story completely, here is the truth
