Anyone remember how Dorothy decapitated the Witch of the East. Before anybody goes, "You're being dramatic, the old grump wasn't decapitated she was just squashed!" First of all, murder is murder. To clarify I am the "old grump" and I was decapitated but because "That wouldn't be pg" they couldn't put it in the movie. Thanks Sony! If my head rolled out from under that house when I died I bet one of the munchkins would have shouted "Guys, look! Let's play soccer!" Don't even get me started on my funeral. It seemed awfully festive! Singing "Ding-dong, the Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch. Ding-dong, the Wicked Witch is dead" Isn't that just lovely? I should have asked Dorothy, "On your way to Emerald city, could you drop me off at the E.R?"
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The wizard of Oz retold
HumorSo everyone knows the tale of the Wizard of Oz. Well forget that story because it's filled with BS. The movie directors and the book editors changed the story completely, here is the truth
