Well now that I have informed you about the crimes of Dorothy, the lies of Glinda, and the missing nose of Voldemort, I guess I should tell you how the story really ended. Dorothy, Lion, Tinman, Scarecrow, and Voldemort all made it to Emerald City after battling flying pigs. The editors thought that monkeys were more interesting than pigs. They came to ask the Wizard of Oz if he could give them what they desired. In the end, their quests prove to be unnecessary, and not just because the Wizard is a charlatan who cannot give the characters what they desire. As it turns out, each character already possesses the quality he or she was seeking.
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The wizard of Oz retold
HumorSo everyone knows the tale of the Wizard of Oz. Well forget that story because it's filled with BS. The movie directors and the book editors changed the story completely, here is the truth
