Everyone remember Glinda the good Witch? Well she thought it was a good idea to rob a corpse and give my shoes to the person who killed me. I remember my sister saying, "Hold on! Dorothy just murdered my sister, robbed her corpse, and refused to return what was never hers in the first place and which I only want to keep as a memento of my dead sibling, and I'm the bad guy?!" Well, you never heard that because, "that would ruin the plot of the movie," but that's what actually happened. Glinda basically covered up my murder, well actually it's considered a homicide, but no one really cares.
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The wizard of Oz retold
HumorSo everyone knows the tale of the Wizard of Oz. Well forget that story because it's filled with BS. The movie directors and the book editors changed the story completely, here is the truth
