Bill Hader one shots

Hader's Hub

You walked in the door of your low-end appartment after a long day of work. The apartment wasn't beautiful but it was better than living on a park bench somewhere. You kicked your converse shoes off and fell over onto your couch with an exhausted sigh. Your muscles relaxed and you closed your eyes enjoying the silence for a moment. You worked at a music shop called "guitar center" you loved the job because you loved music and you were a musician yourself. You had been playing guitar for years and sometimes played shows at bars and house parties and small gigs like that.

A beeping noise from your phone pulled you out of your relaxed state, you opened your eyes and stared at nothing for a moment before feeling around for your phone, which was jammed between the couch cushions. You knew what the notification was immediatley by the tone of the beeping, Only one thing made that sound , the Haders Hub app.

Haders Hub was an app for fans of Bill Hader, hence the name of the app. You thought it was kinda tacky but it got the point across. You enjoyed the app, you went on it more than your other social media accounts. You made a few friends as well, loads of people used the app and there were some really cool, and genuine people on it. The only real friend you had on there though was a person with the user name "Hader's-gunna-hate" you seen her url one day in the 'fans in your area' tab and thought it was pretty funny so you messaged her and from then on you two talked day in and day out. So you figured the beeping was just a message from her, but to your surprise it was a message from someone with the username 'Mad_Hader' another interesting username you thought, not amazing, but, not bad. You couldn't really judge though, your username, 'Hader_would_hate_me' wasn't very clever or anything , it was the only thing that came to mind when you first created your account.

You clicked on the message .

Mad_Hader: hi , just wanted to say I like your username

Hader_would_hate_me: thanks it's not that great but it's all I could think of

Mad_Hader: how do you know it's true though ? How do you know bill hader would hate you ?

You blink at your screen

Hader_would_hate_me: I guess I don't know if he'd hate me or not , but I'll assume he would anyways

Mad_hader: interesting...so what's your name?

You paused for a moment , you really weren't the type to give out your personal info on the internet, especially this app, because this app only showed you fans in your area. Giving out your info could lead to a stalker or something, the most info you've ever given on here was your age and gender and that was to 'Haders-gunna-hate'

Hader_would_hate_me: sorry I don't give my info out on here

Mad_Hader: I'll tell you my name, I'm Bill Hader

The second you read this message you couldn't help but laugh, you rolled your eyes as you replied.

Hader_would_hate_me: yeah I know me and Bill live in the same area but he would never get this app

Mad_Hader: you don't know what he would do , what I would do

Hader_would_hate_me: yeah ok , you're Bill Hader and I'm Joan Jett

Mad_Hader: pleasure to meet you Joan! I'm a huge fan

You laughed again and sat up on your couch, this was probably a little kid pretending to be Bill for attention, loads of people claimed to be Bill on here.

Hader_would_hate_me: very funny , but I don't believe you're Bill Hader. How old are you anyway?

Mad_Hader: 41

Hader_would_hate_me: your consistent, I gotta give you credit for that, but you can end this joke now, I know this isn't Bill. I'm 23 and female FYI

Mad_Hader: it's not a joke , I'm Bill

Hader_would_hate_me: ok well whatever your name is , I'm going to bed, I have to work in the morning.

You sent the message and thought for a moment before sending another message

Hader_would_hate_me: my name's (y/n) by the way...I hope you aren't a psycho-stalker serial-killer or anything.....goodnight

Mad_Hader: nope not a killer just Bill Hader, it was nice to meet you (y/n)

You read the message and set your phone down. Seconds later it beeped again.

Mad_Hader: wait, if you don't believe I'm Bill why did you tell me your real name?

Hader_would_hate_me: I repeat.....GOODNIGHT