Drarry one-shots (some are just random Harry Potter related one-shots)

1) First year's sorting troubles

(I'm gonna be using that^ for the next few stories. The ones crossed out are ones I didn't want to write. Sorry)

Harry and Draco were sitting at home, just done putting their (adopted) seven year old child to bed.

"I'm just saying, Slytherin is the better house." Draco boasted, but as usual Harry's head was on Draco's lap.

Harry sighed. "Where are you going with this?"

Draco shrugged. "Nowhere." But Harry didn't look convinced.

"Uh uh." Harry rolled his eyes. "You do realise I wasn't in Slytherin so obviously it's not the better house."

Draco fake gasped. "Rude!" Making Harry giggle. Draco swore that the word slowed down for a second, Harry barely giggles! When he does it always makes Draco smile and maybe look like a tomato. Even though they've been married for five years Draco just can't get over how cute Harry's giggle is.

Draco ruffled Harry's hair, "I'm a natural Slytherin. The sorting hat barely touched my head." He smirked.

Harry looked up at him, "but I already knew that?"

Draco gazed down and locked his eyes with Harry's emerald ones, "I know." He moved some hair out of Harry's eyes. "But did you know that every Malfoy to go to Hogwarts has been a Slytherin."

Harry shook his head. "No. Did you know I was nearly put in Slytherin?"

Draco's eyes widened. "Really?!"

Harry nodded. "I think it's because Voldemort was the ancestor to Salazar Slytherin and Voldy had left a bit of his soul in me. So the hat wanted to put me there." Harry smiled. "But I said no."

Draco looked at Harry with curiosity, "why?"

Harry laughed. "Cause I met you, you git, and since you had already been put in Slytherin I thought 'oh hell na'."

Draco mocked hurt, "why have you been so rude to me today!" He took Harry's hand and put it over his heart. "Feel that? Yeah your hurting it."

"Sorry babe." Harry yawned, "can we go to bed now? 'm tired."

Draco picked Harry up, "of course love."