Drarry one-shots (some are just random Harry Potter related one-shots)

Flower Crowns

"Harry?" Neville asked, the boy's dorm were having an all nighters, as it was a Friday night, or was it Saturday morning?

But Harry wasn't there. He'd snuck off undetected, to go visit a certain someone.

"Ah, for fucks sake." Ron muttered. "He's off again."

"Wonder who he meets up with?"

"Probably some smockin' hot dude."

"Yeah, he's hella gay."

"Most of us are."

"Yeah, like a good ninety nine percent of us."

"Wait?! Someone here is straight?"

"That would be me."

"Oh. So if we kill him, we'd all be gay?"

"Yes."

"...what the fuck, don't kill me. Please."

~;-;~

"Boo!" Harry shouted, still in his invisibility cloak.

Draco shrieked and turned around to find a floating head.

"Harry!" Draco smiled. "I told you to stop doing that."

Harry laughed. "Did you? It seemed to slip my mind." Harry put the now folded up cloak in his pocket.

Draco lightly hit Harry's upper arm before holding his hand. "C'mon, I found this Flower field and you promised to teach me how to make flower crowns." Harry grinned and let Draco drag him off.

As they walked Draco told Harry all about the muggle thing he'd found out about recently - a T.V, or as Draco called it a Tell-Vee.

Harry chuckled as he corrected him, explaining what it was and the basics of how it worked.

"I still don't get it." Draco sighed, but suddenly perked up. "But hey! We're here!"

Harry shook his head at his boyfriends antics. Harry smiled to himself, glad he could finally call Draco his boyfriend. I mean, he'd practically been gushing over him his whole life. Well, since he'd met him that one day in Diagon Alley.

"C'mon!" Draco said pulling Harry's arm. "There's roses over there and tulips over there and..." Draco continued.

Harry let himself get dragged over to the roses. Draco picked a handful of roses and and gave them to Harry, begging him to teach him how to make a flower crown.

Harry sat down next to a tree, patting the bit beside him for Draco sit at.

"I'm not going to sit on dirt, Pottah."

"What else can you sit on, then?"

Draco paused, thinking of an answer. "Your lap." He said before sitting happily there.

"How am I supposed to teach you if you're on my lap?"

Draco moved closer to Harry. "Well, maybe you should just make me one instead."

Harry softly grinned as he started the long process of making a flower crown. He twisted and folded the flowers into an intricate, tight pattern.

After a while Harry had finished, and Draco had also fell asleep. Harry kissed Draco's forehead, who sighed in his sleep, content.

The last remaining Potter (for now ;) ) carefully put the homemade crown on his sleeping ferret.

Harry put the cloak over the two of them before drifting off to sleep, one arm around Draco's waist the other holding Draco's hand.

In the morning no one noticed the couple, thanks to Harry's cloak, and they slept in. Like in-in. They got a full ten hours of sleep.

Lucky. Anyway! Thanks for reading and I promise that I am working on "Healer and Auror unite"! It'll be out soonish.

And remember: FUCK DA POLICEE

-Ali xx 🏳️‍🌈