Drarry one-shots (some are just random Harry Potter related one-shots)

Bloody Muggle Comic Book!(Request)

Beep boop this was requested by @Nouk-Nouk

And if anyone (for some reason) doesnt know, MCU stands for Marvel Cinematic Universe. I think.

Ships (stated above)
-Drarry (bet you didn't see that coming-)
-Parley (Peter Parker x Harley Keener)
-Shuri x MJ (...I dont know the ship name, sorry..)
-Ironstrange (Tony Stark (Tiny Stank) x Stephan Stranger)
-Stucky (Steve Rodgers x Bucky Barnes)

If you have anything to rude to say about these ships you can-
1. Keep it to your self
And
2. Kiss my ass bitch

Thank you.

ALSO! Civil War didn't happen, all the avengers live at the tower. Harley comes around ever once in a while to visit Peter. May and Peter Parker also live in the tower!

*insert dancing emoticon*

NOW ONTO THE ONE SHOT

"Your late." Draco said unimpressed as Harry ran up to him. "We agreed to meet at half past. Its quarter to."

"I know, I'm sorry baby." Harry replied, giving draco a kiss on the cheek. Harry tried to make up a normal excuse, trying to keep it as far away from the truth as possible, as the truth was rather embarrassing. "I lost track of the time." No, he didn't. In reality harry fell getting out of the shower and ended up breaking part of the sink. Harry was fine though, he only had a few bruises.

Draco laughed. "That 'excuse' sounds pretty normal, now spill. What actually happened?"

Harry sighed and looked at the ground in embarrassment. "I slipped when getting  out of the shower and broke a part of the sink off."

Draco, though, didn't laugh. He looked at his boyfriend in concern, "Are you hurt?" He asked in a gentle voice.

"Just bruised."

Dracos eyebrows scrunched up, worried. "Where?"

Harry blushed and muttered an answer. Draco though couldn't make it out. "Can you repeat that?"

"My thigh." He said slightly louder than before, while also pointing towards the place the bruising was hidden by his trousers.

"Would you like me to kiss it better?" Draco said with a smirk. Harry blushed and stuttered incoherently. Draco frowned playfully. "So that's a no? Shame." Harry wacked his arm.

The wind had gotten a stronger now, a storm must be on it's way. Harry and Draco decided to scrap the date they had planned and went back to Harry's place to....well. Let's leave that to your imagination.

"Um..Harry?" Draco said pointing upwards. "What's that?"

Directly above them a purple dust cloud was forming, getting closer and closer towards the couple. Draco grabbed Harry's arm as Harry - being the lightest of the two - started to get pulled up. Draco frantically looked around the street for any passerby muggles that could help. There where none.

The wind was getting stronger and stronger, sending gust of wind towards the two, trying to knock them off their feet. The purple dust cloud was closing in on them. All was going wrong.

"Harry!" Draco cried as the purple dust surrounded them and started to pull them upwards.

"Don't panic," Harry told him, while also telling himself. Harry tightened his grip on Dracos waist, not wanting to lose him in the cloud.