CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: What could go wrong?

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"Come on! It'll be fun!"
"There's no fucking way," I saw, walking away from hair-for-brains so I can get home on time.
"Come onnnn bakubro! After yesterday's..." he scratches the back of his head nervously. I give him a warning look. "..fiesta. Upturn on events.."
I roll my eyes, hands still in pockets, Ochako walking beside me while shitty hair is on my left.
"You deserve a break! To let lose! Have some fun!"
"Tch. Y'know you don't need to host a big house party as a good enough excuse for you an alien bitch to have fucking sex all night." I say, causing Kirishima to clam up. He blushes.
"Wha- I...no! No! That's not the only rea- I..I mean that's not the reason! What I mean to say is.." he struggles to find the right words and I just smirk to myself, crossing my arms matter-of-factly.
Cheeks rolls her eyes and reaches across from me to place a hand on Shitty hair's shoulder, nodding at him.
"What Kiri means to say is, out of everyone, you deserve a break! And besides, I'm going! It'll be fun! I'll be with you the whole time, okay? And you don't need to talk to anyone, I'll be with you. Beside you. And you don't need to do things or laugh and all you have to do is spend an hour there and we can go," she smiles, hugging my arm to "seal the deal".
I furrow my eyebrows together, my face heating up. I turn my head away and scoff.
"Just one fucking hour. Not two. One, okay? And we're leaving." I finally sigh. Round-face and hair-for-brains cheer, double high-fiving each other like the idiots they are. Tch. Childish fuckers.
"Give us the deets, Kiri!" Cheeks beams.
"Don't ever fucking say that again," I roll my eyes.
"It's at my house. My parents won't be there so you guys gotta be careful! You guys are allowed in every room but just don't knock things over! Or break things. Oh! And it starts at 7pm. I think you guys should be out of the house by..."
He does the math in his fucking head, or at least tries to. Fucking idiot.
"1 or 2am because my parents should be back from their day trip at..like..5? Or 4? I don't know," he smiles. Round face nods rapidly, too excited for her own good.
"Pick me up at 6:40 Katsuki!" She chirps before skipping off to go to her house. I sigh, like being around the both of them drained too much of my energy.
I turn to Shitty hair, seeing him wiggle his eyebrows. I roll my eyes and walk him behind the head.
"Eh eh," he eggs on, nudging me in the side with his elbow. I hold in my angered yells.
"What the fuck do you need, fucker?!" I say as calmly as I can. He lets out a giggle which almost makes me puke.
"Sooo..! You can thank me," he smiles the proudest smile ever. I glare at him. Fucking dumbass.
"What for, idiot?"
"Y'knowww! You and Uraraka! You guys need some alone time! Perfect way is a part huh?"
I scoff. "Oh yeah. A party full of a huge group of fuckers is great alone time, versus spending my own fucking time alone with her at my own ducking house! But yeah, great fucking idea," I say sarcastically. I feel his mood droop.
"No! Not like that! I mean, you guys can use all the rooms upstairs...I'd prefer you guys sue my parents' bed so you don't break my own."
I blush, my body stiffening up. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Oh come onnn! Don't play coy, dude! I've seen you staring at her massive tits this whole week! And when she bends over, I see where your eyes go! You're practically drooling like a dog! You go hard hard for her. Don't even get me started with the look on your face when she clings to you and her boobs just-"
My face heats up, hotter than its ever been, and I can feel my anger boiling. I grab him by the collar.
"SHUT THE F-FUCK UP!" I stammer. Fuck. When did I start fucking stuttering so much?!
He starts laughing.
"Come on, bakubro! You're my best bud! I just wanna do favours for you! And jeez, with a potty mouth like that you'll never find love. I'm glad you have Uraraka. She tolerates it so much I'm glad she makes you happy. Potty mouth."
My heart is pounding, still holding Shitty hair up by the collar of his shirt. "You're fucking asking for it by now!" I growl. He laughs some more.
"I'm only teasing. But seriously. I've seen the way you look at her. And if that isn't pure love, I don't know what is man."
I put him down and scoff, shoving my hands in my pockets. He continues.
"I'm glad, y'know? I really care about you, bro. You deserve her!"
No I don't. I most definitely don't deserve her. Not one fucking bit.
"And you guys just need to get together already! You like her! She likes you! And-"
"..she doesn't." I mumble. He pauses, turning o face me.
"Huh? What did you say? I didn't catch tha-"
"I said she doesn't fucking like me!" I shout. The atmosphere grows silent, Kirishima's smile fading.
"Oh. But I thought-"
"Then you thought fucking wrong," I say, averting my eyes from his. "It's just me. It's one sided."
"Oh. W-well we'll make her like you! Can't be too hard, you guys are already close!"
I wish it was that easy.
"It's not that fucking easy, dumbass," I say, my eyes still on the ground as we continue to walk home.
"It's way more complicated than that. Again, you don't know half the fucking story."
He grows silent.
       "W-well, we'll figure out something, don't worry bro!" He pats me on the back (more like shoves me). I give him a tight "smile".
       "See ya at 7," he says, turning in the direction of his neighbourhood while I continue to walk back to my own. This is gonna be quite the fucking show, that's for sure.

I knock on her door impatiently. Fuck. It's almost 7 and she's not even fucking out yet. What's taking her so long?

Me: Oi! Cheeks! Hurry the fuck up or I'm not going
Read at 7:56

     Me: k. I'm fucking leaving. Find another company.
       Read at 7:57

   
    I quietly tuck my phone in my pant pocket as I turn to head back home when my phone buzzes.

    
     Round-face❤️👶: hold your horsesssss! I'm coming down! I had to find a decent dress that fit me cuz the others were too tight 😖

I hear the door click and turn around, clearly losing my ducking patience. Why did I agree to this?
"Took you long enough, sweet cheeks-"
My eyes go wide and heat comes to my face. The grip on my phone loosens and it falls to the cement, but my eyes don't part the sight in front of me. My face feels as though it's fucking burning. Holy shit..

-PLEASE READDD :3 sorry yalll! Where I live, it's currently 7:00AM because I didn't get a wink of sleep 😭 😭 my mental state is suffering 😭 I'm sorry this chapter is short...but I wanted to keep you guys suspended for the next chapterrr :3 I'll probably be posting it tmrw or the next day, it depends. I just wanna day TY ALL SO MUCH FOR GETTING ME TO 30+ ALMOST 40 FOLLOWERS IK THAT DOESNT SEEM LIKE A LOT BUT IM GRATEFUL FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU! Please comment if you are a reader of this specific fic and you follow me so I can personally give you my heartfelt thanks because honestly YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO AMAZING AND SUPPORTIVE AND NICE! Again sorry for the shorter than usual chapter,and if there are any auto corrections I'll try to fix them tmrw, but I PROMISEEE you it'll be "worth" it (again it is angst *hint*) SO PLS STAY TUNED! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT/MORNING/DAY WHEREVER YOU ARE AND JUST KNOW YOU ARE LOVED!! TYSM LOVELIES 🥺❤️❤️💗✨💓💗😭-

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