Teacher: Children, always color inside the lines
Student: I don't because I think outside of the box
Teacher: That means that you're a psychopath. They are possessed by Lucifer.
Student: Is that good? Is Satan a famous artist?
Assistant (shakes head): All kindergartners color everywhere.
Teacher: Oh, my God! The Rapture already happened! I'm not worthy of salvation!
Assistant (rolls eyes): Who should I call to come get you?
Teacher: No one can help me but God!
Assistant (snorts): Phones don't work like that. I need a number.
Teacher (runs out the classroom door shouting in tongue): Help!
The students stop working and laugh.
Assistant (frowns): Class, keep on coloring!
Student: So, is my picture cool?
Assistant: Art isn't good or bad, but teachers are. Being boxed in is boring, so make your own lines
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Flagrant Fragrant by Heron Djenne Canvasback
Short StorySome samples of my short stories and flash fiction. They cover multiple genres. Get ready to cry, laugh, scream, and smile. These stories are PG 13. *This short story collection is completed.*
