[If you haven't watched all of these then you may not want to watch or read there will be spoilers]
There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
Yo, Harry! You're a wizard!
~The Sorcerer's Stone~
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a Daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
~The Chamber of Secrets~
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides
His snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
~The Prisoner of Azkaban~
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either
~The Goblet of Fire~
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no; Edward Cullen gets slayed
He's back
~The Order of The Phoenix~
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary
Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh
~The Half-Blood Prince~
Split your soul, seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end
~The Deathly Hallows~
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath
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~The Lord Of The Rings~
The Lord of the Rings
Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Epicness
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Potatoes
~The Fellowship Of The King~
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
(Like a boss)
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you
~The Two Towers~
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
(My Precious)
Gandalf the White returns to wage war
(Pip and Merry hug trees)
Théoden is like Benjamin Button
(He's aging backwards)
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
Helm's Deep
Big trees
Are attacking the orcs
~The Return Of The King~
The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He's the king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn)
One last battle
(Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor)
It's good vs evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of Power
No
Destroy it
It's mine
Destroy it
It's mine
[Exploding sound effects] Yay!
Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In The Lord of the Rings
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[Prologue:]
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
[Episode I: The Phantom Menace]
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padmé's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi-Wan must train the one from Tatooine
[Episode II: Attack of the Clones]
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padmé
[Episode III: Revenge of the Sith]
(Anakin vs. Obi-Wan and Yoda versus Sidious and Grievous versus Obi-Wan, you're breaking my heart)
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
[Episode IV: A New Hope]
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi-Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfulness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
[Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
(what?!)
Your mom was kissing Anakin
(ew.)
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
[Episode VI: Return of the Jedi]
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past
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