fanfiction :: ashton irwin

7 - you like older men

Ashton: aye gurl

Me: heyyyyyyyy hahaha

Ashton: guess what 

Me: chicken butt

Ashton: I finished the story!!

Me: DID YOU LOVE IT?!?!

Ashton: it was very interesting, wasn't as weird as I thought it'd be lol

Me: was the girl in the story someone you could see yourself dating?

Ashton: no I don't think so...why? :)

Me: just wondering, what was she like?

Ashton: idk she seemed cute and all, but she was better suited for Calum or Luke hahahaha. I don't think I really have a type anyway

Me: yeah I don't have one either 

Ashton: liar, I thinks guys with long fingers that wear bandanas are your type :)

Me: you think just cause I dm'd you that your my fav? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ashton: no, I think because you dm'd me twenty times everyday for four months that I'm your fav

Me: well shit.

Ashton: lol yeah I went back through all of them after we started talking, I'm sorry for never replying :(

Me: it's okay, I still can't believe you did though :)

Ashton: do you really love me?

Me: lol what?

Ashton: on twitter, you'd always say you love me

Me: well yeah I think so, YOU BETTER LOVE ME BACK BC YOU ALWAYS LOVE YOUR FANS BACK AND IF YOU DONT ILL CRY

Ashton: of course I do, but idk with you it feels different

Me: what do you mean? haha

Ashton: like idk, hahahahahaha

Me: what?! :)

Ashton: well we're actually talking and you don't feel like a fan to me, it's just different

Me: I understand, I feel kind of awkward saying it now lol. 

Ashton: how about this! We don't love each other anymore and if the time comes when we're like besties and love each other, we can say it :)

Me: I like this idea Irwin. Lets do it!

Ashton: awesome! ok so I need a new story hahaha

Me: ok look up rocky roads 

Ashton: I'd rather read the one you wrote

Me: I told you I was lying haha

Ashton: and I told you I don't believe you!

Me: oh boo hoo

Ashton: wtf Maddie, this is a luke story. I'm not like that 

Me: Henry reads them all the time 

Me: well the lashton ones

Ashton: IM NOT LIKE HENRY 

Me: they really are good, but I like yours more

Ashton: why? :) 

Me: I don't really know lol, maybe cause you're older than me and he's younger

Ashton: you like older men hehe

Me: you said it not me

Ashton: hey what does au mean

Me: alternate universe, it means you're not in the band. Like you don't have the same life you have right now

Ashton: why would people write those? 

Me: the bully one you read was most likely au. It lets people put you in situations you wouldn't normally be in. Like they could make you superheroes or something

Ashton: ok that makes more sense. Do you like au's?

Me: sometimes, it just depends on the story really. omg this conversation is great. just talking about fanfiction hahahaha it's hilarious

Ashton: yeah I like texting you :)

Me: aww you're just saying that

Ashton: not at all cutie:) I'm just gonna find another story on my own since you're not cooperating

Ashton: uhh Maddie 

Me: hmmmm?

Ashton: have you ever read a daddy Ashton story?

ok so idk if rocky roads is actually a story, i just really want rocky road ice cream. IF FIVE PEOPLE COMMENT "PUT A BANDANA ON MY BUTT" I WILL UPDATE RIGHT NOW! idek whats wrong with me. VOTE IF YOU LIKE FANFICTION SO FAR