fanfiction :: ashton irwin

5 - it's called smut

Ashton: what do you imagine Maddie? 

Me: omg stahppp

Ashton: do you like imagine stuff in your dreams orrr

Ashton: wait

Ashton: THATS WHT FANFICTION IS 

Ashton: I BET YOU write everything you imagine about me down!!!

Me: no, I don't write them

Ashton: you liar, you asked me to read one of yours! 

Me: just wanted your attention, now I got it so ha :P

Ashton: I don't believe you but fine. So you read them? What are they about? 

Me: well the Luke ones are my favorite 

Ashton: seriously Maddie 

Me: what?

Ashton: why do you talk about him so much 

Me: are you jealous that I read his fanfiction and not yours?

Ashton: yeah I am, what's so great about his 

Me: I'm kidding, I read yours more. But I have read his and he's always awkward in them :) 

Ashton: what am I like? :) 

Me: hmmmm

Ashton: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me: idk why but I like the ones where you're really mean at first then turn out to be sweet 

Ashton: you like that? You want me to be a dick? 

Me: lol no, I like you like this! But those are interesting to read 

Ashton: what happens in them? 

Me: Ashton you can read it yourself 

Ashton: just summarize it a little! 

Me: you meet a girl blah blah blah you fall in love :D

Ashton: aww how sweet, do we do the dirty

Me: really 

Ashton: really 

Me: what do you think? 

Ashton: yes? 

Me: yup, it's called smut 

Ashton: smut haha that even sounds dirty

Me: hahaha I know 

Ashton: so do you guys like read this shit when you're horny 

Ashton: Maddie? 

Me: hey sorry I had to go do something. And idk, I just read it when I’m bored. Fanfiction is a lot better than real life yo

Ashton: give me the link, I want to read this story 

Me: nahhhh 

Ashton: Maddie PLEASEEEE 

Me: damn alright hahaha. Download the wattpad app!

Ashton: ok, I'm making an account. Do you have one? We should be buddies

Me: I do but I'm not telling you mine

Ashton: aww why not? My name's therealfletcher hehehe

Me: just because, okay search your name under discover 

Ashton: holy shit there's a ton! 

Me: I know haha, now pick whichever one sounds good and voila! 

Ashton: alright I found one, it says I'm a bully. Those are the ones you like right? 

Me: haha sure, now start reading :P

Ashton: okay stop texting me

Me: no you stop

Ashton: I don't want to, so you're gonna have to so I can read hahaha

Me: fine, text me when you start getting feels lol 

Ashton: haha like that'll happen ;)

yo guys, let's have some fun. If "ashton's my daddy" gets commented ehhh 15 times, I'LL UPDATE!! hahaha im so funnyyyyyy. peace out mah homiessss