Ashton: good morning cutie :)
Me: heyyyy
Me: this is Henry btw
Ashton: oh hey Henry :) where's Maddie?
Me: asleep next to me lol
Ashton: you guys sleep next to each other?
Me: mhmm she snores so fucking loud
Ashton: aww hahaha
Me: wait she just woke up and she looks mad, I'm running away
Me: HAHAHHAAA SHES CRAYZ
Me: fuck she's got me bye
Me: that bitch took my phone
Ashton: it's you!!!
Me: it's me!!!
Ashton: why do you sleep with him?
Me: we only do after we have sex
Ashton: what
Ashton: I fycking knew it
Me: Jesus Ashton I'm kidding
Ashton: it's kind of hard to believe you
Me: HES GAY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???
Ashton: keep reminding me
Me: think of it this way, if you and me were naked in the same room and he walked in, he'd attack the shit out of you not me
Me: wait attack sounds rough
Ashton: too bad I'd already be attacking you lol
Me: don't say attack hahaha now I'm scared
Ashton: you should be
Me: whoa ok I don't know if that's hot or creepy????
Ashton: lmao idk
Ashton: babe why do you talk like this? You make me frustrated
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fanfiction :: ashton irwin
FanfictionIn which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo