fanfiction :: ashton irwin

13 - are you in bed?

Me: no no no are you serious 

Me: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING

Ashton: lol I'm serious, you have a ton of followers

Me: yeah I guess, gosh please don't read anything I'd die 

Ashton: oh look at this, one of your stories was updated yesterday hmmmm

Me: I am BEGGING you 

Ashton: begging won't help you now maddie

Me: I'm crying!!! 

Ashton: no you're not ;) 

Me: ughhhhhhh I hate you 

Ashton: I hate you too :)

Me: what do I have to do to stop you

Ashton: why don't you want me to read it? 

Me: because ughh this is weird, even for me

Ashton: how about this, I get to read a chapter whenever you say something inappropriate to me. That's pretty fair 

Me: so now you're punishing me for having a dirty mind? 

Ashton: no, I'm just using it to my advantage. I like your mind :) 

Me: whatever, I can have a filter if I need to

Ashton: alright cool, are you the main character in your story? 

Me: yeah in one of them 

Ashton: interesting 

Me: you lil bitch 

Ashton: lol this is fun, I can't wait to start!! 

Me: where are you? 

Ashton: back home 

Me: WHAT 

Ashton: we just had a few shows in America now we're back home. Tour doesn't start until next year, I thought you knew that 

Me: oh. no I didn't know. Guess I should stalk you a little more hahaha