Lul mama

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Some months later lol

So! Lemme spill the tea of everything that happened in the past months

First of all, we found out that Nani and dreads is having a baby girl, lul mama gone be spoiled as fuck, and dreads was just overly excited when he found out,like I can't even put the way he felt into words, while on the other hand, Nani was lowkey disappointed because she really was hoping that the baby was gone be a boy, she think that having a girl as a first born is kinda wierd, I wanted the baby to be a boy too because I just like the idea of having a son as the first born, but she was still happy to be having a healthy baby regardless the gender, but they still don't know what to name lil mama. As for they relationship, Dreads dropped all of his hoes, got a new phone and new number, and said that he had genuine feelings for Nani and didn't wanna be together just because she was having his baby, he just didn't want her to get hurt from his man hoe ways

Then there's Niyah, it took ha a while to get over the whole thing that went down with ha stud but once she realized that it wasn't a damn thing that was getting better by her being pressed all of the time and sulking over the fact that somebody who she really deeply cared for switched up on her within a matter of seconds so she started going out to Clubs, parties, and having one night stands with both niggas and bitches and shit like that but Ian complaining, it made her happy and she says that she'll stick to this lifestyle until she's positively sure that she wants to commit herself to a real relationship but she's just not ready for that at the moment, stud messed ha up bad

Now, I know y'all wondering about Quintin, he came back not too long after the stud incident and at that point the feds stopped hanging out in front of the house because they haven't seen him walking in and out of it in some weeks, little did they know, he wasn't even in town, sometimes I think them muhfuckas only get the job because they got connections cuz ain't no way in hell they be that slow. Pretty much everything went back to normal, despite me and Elijah being a couple and Nani and dreads having a baby, oh!, and since Elijah literally doesn't use his room anymore, we all decided to turn his room into a nursery for lul mama, he ain't like that tho, he say he still need somewhere to keep all of his shit, and he got too much shit to be trynna fit in my closet, it simply won't fit because I got too much shit as well, so he switched rooms with dreads so that now he got somewhere to keep all of his stuff while they turn dreads new room into the nursery, and dreads gone sleep in the room with Nani

Oh and the probably most fucked up thing that happened since the stud incident was probably when my best friend doe got locked the fuck up!!! Now that shit right there made me sad because he took one for the team, they charged him for murder, who did he murder you might be asking, my "mother", he was caught because his dumbass dropped a Duck with his saliva on it, if you don't know what I mean by duck, Is like the part of the blunt that you can't smoke because it's too short and yo fingers get in the way, so it's like a cigarette butt but it's for weed

Lol that's what me and my peoples call it idk bout y'all~ uktnijah

But yeah, so they traced it back to him and he was already in the system, surprise surprise, but they managed to get him down to four years of prison time so that's good, so yeah, now I barely even go to the trap because he made it fun to be there, and since y'all probably wanna know this too, yes I felt some type of way when he killed her, I mean as much as I dislike her and refuse to admit, her death did affect me but not enough to go into full on depression and  deeply mourn her death and wish she was alive each and everyday that passed,  it had a small affect on me, just like, damn she really dead, so let's just say I didn't feel the same way I did about her as I did about my dad, Quintin on the other hand says he ain't feel no regret but I think he felt a lil bit bad about sending Doe to kill her because not only he was close to her, but Doe got arrested for it, but he refuses to talk about her. My granny doesn't know the full truth on what had happened to her, all she knows is that somebody broke into her house and shot her, she don't know who Doe is on a personal level or that Quintin sent him and I think it's better for it to stay that way

Now, as for me and ma baby Elijah, we neva been better, even tho he be busy with the trapping stuff, he makes time for me and we spoil the shit outta each other, but he spoils me more because he thinks that's what a real nigga does in all honesty, I don't think that realizes the fact that I'm not a materialistic bitch, it's not that I don't appreciate it, I just don't be needing it, but if him spoiling me makes puts a smile on his face, I'll  just accept the random ass gifts until he decides to stop

As for Quan and Amari, nothing really changed, they say that they're, and I quote, "content with being a man hoe, why have one meal when you can have a buffet", but hey, I can't change that, me and quan did have more of our little "meetings" as he calls them, lol he deadass became my personal therapist, but he's a really cool nigga to be around once you get to know him and for him to actually act so stupid and clueless, he gives some good ass advice

And I can't forget My son joe, he  got hella big, he's still a puppy but he's big as fuck, like if you see him on the street, you won't even think that he's a puppy,he eats a lot, almost too damn much if you ask me and he's a really happy dog, but Quintin wants to put him in that guard dog school so if somebody try to break in the house or sum like that, he'll attack them, he basically trynna turn him into a mean ass guard dog that barks when he hear the mail nigga on the front porch, but at the same time he's still young so I told him to come back to that idea in like three years or so and let him have his childhood like a normal kid would

Besides all of that, nothing much happened recently, errbody is pretty much satisfied with the life that they living and that's that🤷🏿‍♀️


Lol y'all the Rona do not exist in my books cuz fuck that bitch on PeriodT.!!!! But I might have to say bye bye to that prom idea bc sadly the Rona exists irl

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