Author Games: Ragnarok

God Slot 5: Sterculius

Name: Sterculius

Culture: Roman

God of: Fertilizer, dung, fecal matter, poo-poo, manure, ect. Whatever you want to call it, that's his thing.

Gender: Male

Appearance: Sterculius looks to be in his late twenties or early thirties. His brown hair is wild and unkempt, hanging just past his shoulders. His face is scruffy because eh, who needs to shave? Sterculius has eyes, as most people do, and his happen to be the murky brown color of sewage. If someone were to point that out to him he'd be flattered.

Personality: Sterculius's personality could easily be summed up in one word, and that word is: "Meh." He tends to be lazy and apathetic, lounging around and eating junkfood because there isn't much work involved in being the god of crap. Especially when people no longer worship him. Sterculius is immature and finds farts hilarious.

History: Believe it or not, Sterculius was pretty important back in the day. Fertilizer was a big deal when it came to growing crops, and without him there would be no fertilizer. Of course, he was in charge of other poop-related things as well. Someone eat an entire block of cheese in one sitting? Constipation it is. Someone drink a gallon of prune juice? Well, you'll be on the toilet for a while. You're welcome! 

Godly Powers:

1) Noxious fumes (farts of death)

2) Dung throw. Sterculius can summon the fecal matter of any animal he feels like and throw it quite a distance.

3) Toilet troubles. If you make him mad, he can give you constipation or diarrhea at will. Best not to make him mad. 

Weakness: A swirling vortex of water

Token: A whoopee cushion. He's allowed to have fun in the arena, isn't he?

Other: He's deathly afraid of automatic flushing toilets. They can't be trusted.