A Seattle Grace Mercy West Swingers Party - Post Plane Crash Edition

Chapter 1: We Should Host A Party

A Seattle Grace Mercy West Swingers Party - Post Plane Crash Edition

AU Where Plane crash happened but they all lived. Arizona has her leg.

In celebration, the survivors host a Swinger's Party at Meredith's house.

Mark. Lexie. Cristina. Meredith. Derek. Arizona. Callie & Addison. :D

Crackfic. Alternate Universe-Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies. Repairs. Rated T.

"We should host a party," Callie Torres says.

"A party?!" Derek Shepherd says.

"To celebrate the $15 Million settlement we got from the Insurance company" Callie explains.

"You want to host a party to celebrate... near-death experiences that weren't actually YOUR experiences-"

Arizona says to her with a bit of bite, but ultimately confusion.

"I just think it would be a bit strange that's all," says Meredith, tactfully.

'I kind of want to celebrate, ' says Lexie, shyly. "I could use some cheering up."

"I'm in it if everyone is," says Cristina. "I'm learning to be a team player," she adds.

"I know what kind of party we could have!" Mark exclaims suddenly.

"Really! You would?" Lexie says as if she knows something the others do not.

"Mark. Sloan. Are. You. Serious." Callie Torres deadpans knowingly.

"It wouldn't be our first rodeo, so to speak," Derek says with a smirk.

At that, Mark smirks up at Derek, as Meredith slaps him saying "YOU DID NOT TELL ME"

And Lexie just sort of pretends to wince at Mark, but then looks at Derek and back, and blushes.

"Am I losing it here or did Mark Sloan just proposition us ALL for a seven-some? Says Cristina.

"I mean he is literally Mark, of course, he just did," Arizona says to Cristina in a huff.

"So does this mean you're not going to participate? Cristina asks her suspiciously.

"Wait, YOU would participate? Arizona asks her incredulously.

"Well Owen and I just got a divorce and I- We minus Callie just fell from the sky" she shrugs.

"I'm alright with it if you are Arizona" Callie offers her.

"But the thing is- I'm GAY, Callie. I don't want to have sex with any men or any men watching" she explains.

"Why don't we make it a swinger's party?" Meredith suggests,

Everyone's eyes snap to her, and Derek is most shocked, yet pleased at her suggestion.

"A what?" Lexie Grey asks with a curious interest.

"It's where everyone comes over to one person's place - probably Meredith and Derek's because they own their own house.

- sorry for being presumptuous..." Mark trails off a bit awkwardly.

"I'd offer but Owen still lives at my place because he likes to slide down the fire pole," Cristina says sympathetically.

"Oh no, of course, we could host you. We'll just have to get a sitter for the kids for the night" Derek says.

"Could the kids all stay over between your apartments?" Derek asks Arizona, Callie, Mark, and Lexie.