A Seattle Grace Mercy West Swingers Party - Post Plane Crash Edition

Chapter 2: Text Round, First Minute

A Seattle Grace Mercy West Swingers Party - Post Plane Crash Edition

Plane crash happened they lived. Arizona has her leg. In celebration, the survivors host a Swinger's Party with their partners & friends. Crackfic. Alternate Universe-Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies. Rarepairs. Rated T. Mark Lexie Cristina Meredith Derek Arizona Callie. Addison.

Chapter 2: Text Round, First Minute

Text Message, Time 19:02, Location, Seattle.

MEREDITH GREY ADDED - DEREK CRISTOPHER SHEPHERD, MARK SLOAN, LEXIE GREY, CRISTINA YANG, ARIZONA ROBBINS, CALLIE TORRES, ADDISON FORBES MONTGOMERY TO THE "GROUP CHAT".

MEREDITH GREY RENAMED THE GROUP CHAT "POST-PLANE CRASH SWINGER'S PARTY"

MEREDITH

[Good evening Doctors, just checking in on everyone, wanted to make sure everyone is still on for Friday at 8. I need to know how many pizzas to order. Text in your preferences, please and thank-you.]

DEREK

[We already have 2 pepperoni and cheese pizzas in the freezer, if you're counting.]

MEREDITH

[We're going to order pizzas, Derek, we're not going to have time to cook . This is NOT a DINNER PARTY.]

DEREK

[Oh, good. Us hosting a dinner party somehow seems like it would be a bad idea.]

MEREDITH

[Thank you, Derek. Now, what kind of pizza do you want?]

MARK

[I'm SO on for Friday. I'm so turned on for Friday!]

MEREDITH

[Thank-you Mark, for participating. What kind of pizza do you want?]

MARK

[Any kind I get to lick off of your thighs.]

ARIZONA

[Do you like Hawaiian? Or are you one of those people who hate pineapple on pizza?]

DEREK

[ HEY. ]

MEREDITH

[How about pepperoni?]

DEREK

[ Fine. With me. Pepperoni. No wait ACTUALLY HAWAIIAN. No. You're right. Pepperoni...]

CALLIE

[Pineapple on Pizza is a travesty. Seriously, ARIZONA if I didn't like you so much we'd be getting a divorce over that simple fact, alone.]

MEREDITH

[Callie does that mean you want pepperoni?]

CALLIE

[Pepperoni is my favorite, thanks, Meredith. Also, Mark, licking pizza off of someone's thighs is less fun than it sounds. It's sort of, sticky...]

ARIZONA

[AGREEx 1000. It's much better to eat one thing at a time ;) ]

CRISTINA

[Can you order me my special, thin-crust?]

MEREDITH

[FOR THE LAST TIME CRISTINA, HOW IS GREEN PEPPER, MANGO, AND TUNA ON PIZZA A GOOD IDEA???]