Crazy Little Devil

Fancy 26

Fancy POV

I'm malungkot talaga today because of Blake's text. It made me walang gana this day that I want to make uwi nalang. They are really sweet sa room namin. I want to make hampas them ng flagpole! So nakakaselos na!

I didn't reply na sa text ni Blake. Why? Yesterday was so great, but now? It's like a bula that nag-disappear nalang.

I opened my bag and make kuha the yellow bottle of mine. Introducing one of my fancy bottles, I'll make sabi the effect of this mamaya. I will use it first to Hazel the bitch. Kala nya? I hate her na nagpi-feeler na couple sila ng Blakey ko.

Hmp! It's already lunch na naman so I need bottled juice pala. I make bili ng bottled juice then put one drop of my yellow bottle. Let's see what will happen to Hazel.

I dialled my phone and buti he make sagot agad.

[Wifey?]

"Sydd, you make punta here sa cafeteria, I have something to utos to you sana."

[Kiss ko muna.]

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"You're manigas nga! Yuck-aderr ka!"

[Yuck-aderr?]

"Short for yuck and kadiri. Psh. You make it bilis nga! I'm so naiinip na."

[Oo na wifey. Pupunta na ako.]

I make tapos na ng call and wait for Sydd. I'm gonna utos him to bigay this bottled juice to Hazel. Like duh, 'pag I'm the one who will bigay that to her, baka 'di nya tanggapin. 'Pag si Sydd, at least there's a possibility na tanggapin nya. I don't care kung malaman nila that the bottle came from me. Like errrrr! As if naman, I'm matatakot? Me pa? The famous, little devil of Shin-woo University? Hm!

It's my oras to revenge! I'm super selosa pa naman like rawr! No one dares to make pa-selos sa'ken and make agaw ang atensyon ni Blake sa'ken. You will taste my fancy magical bottles!

"Wifey!"

Oh. There he is. He's like hinihingal pa. I bet he's tumakbo talaga. Maybe he's nasindak to me.

"Sydd!" I shouted then pingot his ear.

"Awww--wifey masakit!" He's like kiti-kiti while saying masakit.

"I told you to make bilis but not so fast. Ayan tuloy! You're hinihingal and you have pawis pa. Aish! You talaga!" I sermon to him and punas ng panyo ko ang pwis nya on his forehead. Pag he's nagkasakit, my fault pa.

"Aw, sweet ng wifey ko. Kinikilig tuloy ako. Amputa! Ambakla!"

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"So feelingero ka talaga! I have something to utos to you. And make sure you will make it."

His noo is kumunot. "Ano ba 'yon?"

I make gala muna my tantalizing eyes kase baka there's tsismosa eh. "You know Hazel right?"

"Oo wifey."

"You know where she is?" I asked.

"Ewan ko. Baka nasa chocolate house."

This time. My noo is kumunot. "Chocolate house?"

"You asked me where's Hazel. Tch. Wifey. Diba kapatid yun ni Gretel? Hazel and Gretel."

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"AWWW! Wifey naman!"

I make him batok. He's so boo boo brain talaga! "That's Hansel and Gretel! And hindi 'yun. Errr! Nakaka-GRRr ka! I'm talking about our classmate, Hazel! Yung katabi ni Blake!"