Crazy Little Devil

Fancy 25

Fancy POV

My day is so kilig. No one can imagine how masaya I am today. Syempre it's my day eh--sunday.

I'm kararating lang dito sa mansyon. Blakey make me hatid sa mall lang kanina then nag-taxi nalang ako pauwi here sa mansyon.

Do you want to make alam what Blakey and I did to our secret place? Well, after eating, we just talked about ourselves. Our likes and dislikes kahit I know all about him na. Remember, I'm his stalker na maganda before kase ngayon, I'm his love na eh. Yaaa! I'm kinikilig again.

"Wifey!"

I'm napatingin kay Sydd na pababa ng hagdan. He's nakahawak pa sa head nya. Oh, looks like he's kagigising lang? My blue bottle is so effective talaga ever. Gamitin ko kaya sa mga professors namin para they will makatulog and won't able to turo na? Hm, I will make isip for that.

I know there's a lot of people na nagtataka where did I get my bottles. Like errr! I already told before na I have classmates slash friend na din na may kapatid na gumagawa ng mga posion like magic posion ever. Basta his kapatid is magaling sa mga chemicals like chemist and can imbento ng mga posions. I don't know lang if they have lahing mangkukulam. My fancy bottles naman is ume-effect agad sa isang patak lang so one bottle is matagal maubos. But you know what? My red bottle is mabilis maubos because of Reid. Arrghh! He's so pervert talaga kay Yumi ever.

"Why Sydd?" I almost forgot that Sydd is walking palapit to me.

"Mag-gagabi na pala. Nakatulog ako, shit. Ang sakit pa ng ulo ko. Di tuloy kita nasamahan kita. Next time nalang wifey ah? Pero nagtataka talaga ako pa'no ako nakatulog. Di naman ako puyat."

Haha! If you only knew, my dear Sydd. Blue bottle is the suspect! Hoho!

"That's okay lang, Sydd. Ha-ha! Have you eaten your dinner na ba?"

"No. Sabay na tayo, wifey?" He make tanong.

"Uhg, I'm busog pa eh. I'm kumain sa mall. You nalang. For sure, you're so gutom like a monster. You're maghapon na tulog eh. Go, eat na."

Humawak sya sa tiyan niya. "Oo nga. Gutom na gutom ako. Sige wifey! Pahinga ka na. May pasok pa tayo bukas."

He's sweet kahit minsan. "Okay, Sydd. You too. Thankies!"

I'm umakyat na sa taas then nakasalubong ko si Reid.

"Where have you been?"

Oh my lagot! Reid is so strict talaga to me. "Uh, mall lang, Reid. He-he!"

"Hindi bagay sa'yo ang tumawa ng ganyan little devil. Tch."

"Why? It's masama na ba na mag-laugh? Like errrr!"

"Umamin ka, saan ka galing?"

Hala! He will tortume me ba? Ohmytwistyfries! I need to think! Think! Aha!

"Ah, Reid. You know what? I have new version ng red bottle. Specially made for lovers like you and Yumi. You wanna try?"

Reid's eyes is biglang kumislap. Oh, I got you! He's so pervert talaga.

"New version?" He asked.

Syempre I'm nagsisinungaling lang. There's no new version. The same pa din ng original. I just need to said that to Reid to distract him para he will stop asking me na if where I have galing.

"Yes, Reid. If you make patak non sa iinumin ni Yumi, she'll be five hundred percent hot! She's magiging wild that you na ang susuko! Waaa! So exciting, right Reid? You want ba?"