Uncommon Medley

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Mr.1p!Russia: Can I be your friend? I don't want you to be lonely

Mr.1p!Prussia (Mr.Awesome): how fluffy is Gilbird?

Mr.2p!America and Canada: Why do you fight when you could just take your 'sexual frustrations' out in the bedroom?(My friends won't tell me what sexual frustrations or tension is and I kinda don't wanna know)


Ivan: да! I would love for you to be friends with mother Russia! That is if Младшая сестра will leave us be! And please call me Ivan, подсолнух.

Gilbert: Jou again avsome little vone! Vell, Gilbird ist vone of zhe fluffiest zhingz around.

Allen: Doll, you realize we are family right? Family dont let out sexual tensions on each other. And me fuck with that Canadian asshole, did you take whiff from Zhao's pipe?

(Mini A/N: Is it Zhao or Xiao? Help.)
James: * blank stare* Non. I'm going hunting. Bye Chickadee.

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