Weirdness

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Mr.1p!China: Weirdest thing you've walked in on Mr.1p!Japan doing?

2p!Axis(including Spain and South Italy): Funniest thing Mr.2p!North Italy has done?

Wang Yao/1p! China: I saw him ummm, doing unholy things to a kids, American, kids show. *shudders at the thought* 如果沒有再次敲門,我將永遠不會走進他的房間。

(Without knocking on the door again, I will never walk into his room.)

Andres/2p! Spain: I don't watch him, I'm off drinking. Or being  pulled around by Romano. ¡No! ¡NO ME TOQUES! PERVERTO ITALIANO !!

(No! DON'T TOUCH ME! PERVERT ITALIAN!)

Flavio/2p!South Italy: Mio fratello has fallen asleep at his desk muttering about how much he misses Nonno, even though he was an asshole.

(My brother/ Grandpa)

Luciano/ 2p! North Italy: *runs away*

Kuro/ 2p! Japan: I wirr not say, arthough i have seen him jack off to an opera, that was hirarious.

Luthor/Lutz/2p! Germany: I saw him praise a potato. He vasn't even drunk or high.

Gillen/2p! Prussia: I don't come out of mien room unless it is to go to church or somevone's grave.

(My)

Admin: Sorry, they get a little weird-OW!! KURO DON'T TOUCH MY ASS, YOU SHORT LITTLE JAPANESE PERVERT!!!!!!!!! Bye. Gotta chase him, and slap him.

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