Just Another Day Pinescone (Wirt x Dipper)

The meeting~

Just a few things to say, the art IS mine, which is something that isn't said often. There is sensitive language and sensitive topics, but I promise it is sweet! I'm also trying my best to make this not ooc!!!! Just what I'd think of how they'd act after the lessons they've learned.
Now enjoy my lovelies~
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Wirt and Greg had been walking for what seemed like days. Heck, it was already getting cold. The leaves weren't on the trees. It was winter. They had to of been lost for at least a month, still stuck inside of their Halloween costumes. They found a clearing in the woods and saw a small house. There was a title on this tiny wooden shack. The Mystery Shack. The 'S' was on the side.

"Maybe we could ask for help there?" Wirt was startled by Greg suddenly speaking.

Wirt didn't feel like the shack was trustworthy because of the last time he was at somebody's house. However, it was winter and they needed directions desperately. Beatrice was in his hat for warmth, so he had to decide.
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"I hit." Stan looked into his great niece's eyes to find a way through her poker face. She smiled.

"I fold." Mabel slams her cards on the table and wins the stickers.

"Can't believe I practiced this for 4 years and you mastered it in a week!" Stan said in defeat.

KNOCK KNOCK. There was a sudden knock at the door. Mabel went to go get it and opened the door to see Wirt. However, she thought he was a-
"GNOME!! DIPPER!! COME DOWN HERE!!!" Mabel grabbed a broom and shielded herself "THEY FOUND THOSE WEIRD CRYSTALS!!"

"I-I'm not a gnome!" Wirt tried to defend himself.

A small burnett ran down the stairs with a leaf blower.

"FEEL THE WRATH OF-" Dipper cuts himself off as he sees the beautiful boy standing in front of him. He blushes. "O-of... Mabel, he's not a gnome!"

"How do you know, hm?"

"Because he wouldn't knock on the door, they'd just kidnap us." Dipper turned to Wirt. A small boy stumbled out from behind him.

"Me and my brother got lost and are trying to get back home. We don't know how long it's been." Greg explained.

"Well, shit." Stan popped in out of nowhere "That's one hell of a backstory... what's up with the get-up? Didja' get lost at some weird olden-day strip club or somethin'?"

"It's an elephant!" Greg answered.

"We got lost on Halloween." Wirt added.

"If you're lookin' for shelter, then-" Stan was cut off.

"-then you can totally stay here! F-for like, I don't know, just a-a few days." Dipper finished with his eyes lighting up. Stan looked at Dipper with the most 'really?????????' look on his face.

"I'm sure it'd be better than sleeping in the woods." Wirt looked at his younger brother and smiled.

"Thank you for your hospitality! Would you like to meet Jason Funderburker?" Greg proceeded to whip out a frog from nowhere.

"Woah... that frog, IS MY MUSE!" Mabel then whipped out some yarn and needles and started making a sweater with Jason funderburker on it.

"Uh, might I ask where we are?" Wirt looked towards Dipper.

"Gravity Falls in Oregon." Dipper replied.

"Seems like my brother and I are nowhere near home." Wirt sighed.

"Name's Dipper." Dipper smiled as he held out his hand to Wirt. Wirt hesitantly shook his hand and replied.

"Wirt." Wirt blushed a little.

"I'm sorry what is going on here? Who are these people?" Ford is behind dipper, ready to discuss the matter. Stan jumps in.

"The kid's lost an' tryina' get directions." Stan turned to his brother.

"We don't have a map, the only maps we have are the ones for my labs and the interdimensional rift, which is useless now." Ford gave out a sigh.

"Aw, c'mon, Great Uncle Ford, look at them!" Mabel held up Greg's cuteness "They're cold! And soft!" Ford tried to resist but Greg was too fucking cute.

"Okay, you can only stay one, and only one night. Don't go snooping around." With that, Ford got his chicken nuggies and went back down to his and Stan's room.

"You hungry?" Dipper turned towards Wirt.

"I've been walking for so long I can't feel hunger anymore." There was an awkward pause.

"All the better to go get some pancakes!" Dipper ran upstairs to get his jacket on "wanna come with?"

Greg practically jumped from where he was sitting "Are we going to get some potatoes and molasses? We had some at this fun school! We ended up playing our instruments to help raise money."

"You guys play instruments too?" Dipper asked "I play tuba. During marching season I play sousaphone though."

"Wirt plays the clarinet." Greg states.

"I'm not good though heh." Wirt blushed a little as dipper blushed too.
Mabel saw Dippers face and instantly knew what face that was. He'd shown it almost all summer... Oh well, I'll talk to him about it later! Mabel thought as she joined the group.
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And that was my first chapter! Hoped you enjoyed uwu~