Just Another Day Pinescone (Wirt x Dipper)

Rut-ro raggy

Dipper looked back at Mabel who was just as terrified as he was. Mabel ushered Dipper to say something while their mother was busy with making tea.
   
"What the hell are you doing here?" Dipper wispered.
   
"Oh woahs me is it that obvious I'm Bill Cipher? Dang Pinetree, you know your things, guess you were smart after all." Bill smirked.
   
"How did you even get in our house?" Dipper shot back.
   
"Your mother is really nice, naive, and dumb. All I said was that I was moving next to her and she bought it! What an idiot." Bill laughed a bit.
   
"You better watch your mouth, you snide prism." Dipper defended.
   
"Tea's ready!" Dippers mom came back and poured Bill a glass "So, where did you meet Mason?" Bill sat there a bit confused not knowing who the fuck Mason was. He made the connection and smiled.
   
"Oh, I meet him at uh... Gravity Falls." Bill sweetly said.
   
"Oh, are you into superstitious things too? My boy came back from Gravity Falls with such crazy stories." Dippers mom laughed a bit and Dipper looked to the side.
   
"I mean... I guess you could say that." Bill said.
   
"Well, apparently everything was in these journals and what not but they got burned. So, he and my brother made a new one." Dippers mom smiled without really knowing what she just told a real ass dream demon.
   
"Oh really now." Bill turned to Dipper and smiled "Well, thanks for the tea but I gotta get going. Have a lovely day." Bill walked out the door and everyone was silent for a bit.
   
"He's our new neighbor." Dippers mom added.
   
"I'm out." Mabel threw her hands up and walked back to her room upstairs. Dipper looked over at his mom.
   
"Mom! That's Bill. The demon that terrorized me and my sister all summer! And you invited him for tea?" Dipper almost yelled.
   
"Mason, I'm shocked. He is not a demon, he's out neighbor and I expect you to be nice to him." Dippers mom stated "You know what, you've been so weird lately. Lashing out weird. Mason I am so worried about you 24/7! First, you come back from Gravity Falls weirdly mature, you then had that panic attack, then we had to get the medicine, then you started coming home late, you stopped eating dinner, a-and now your calling someone a demon. Mason, I am going to have to ground you. I can't keep control of you anymore!" Dippers mom went at it.
   
"Y-you're grounding me?" Dipper asked "B-but I'm going somewhere this Friday." Dipper pleaded.
   
"Maybe you should've thought of that. Now, go up to your room so I can get this whole 'parent thing' sorted out." Dippers mom rubbed her temples and sighed. Dipper looked down.
   
"Of course you wouldn't believe me. YOU NEVER HAVE SO WHY WOULD YOU START NOW!?" Dipper cried and ran up the stairs. His mom took a large sigh and looked outside the window. Lord please help me with this child... she thought.
   
"Mom... you really shouldn't ground him." Mabel came back down from the stairs.
   
"Mabel, when you are a mom one day, you'll understand." Mabels mom sighed.
   
"Well, I may not be a mom, but I am a sister. And as Dippertons sister, I gotta at least ask you to not ground him. You need to talk to him. And when you do decide to do that, you have to listen to him mom. He feels like you overlook all of his theories and experiences." Mabel explained softly. Her mom shook her head.
   
"Because he can use his brain for good and not for some dumb theories about things that don't even exist!" The mother argued.
   
"You... never watched it did you. The photographic evidence of things that do very much exist. Like the hide-behind." Mabel was suggesting Dippers guide to the unexplained.
   
"What do you mean photographic evidence?" Mabels mom turned to look at Mabel. Mabel left to go get the tapes and ran back down the stairs.
   
"This evidence, mom. You really need to start having more faith in your children." Mabel inserted a tape and watched it with her mom who was in disbelief "Dipper asked you to watch these but you never did... go talk to him." Mabel ushered. Her mom turned to her and hugged Mabel.
   
"Oh my god... how did I get so blessed with you. Yes, I'll go talk to your brother." Mabels mom got up and walked up the stairs. Mabel smiled and turned on Ducktetive.
   
"Yep, that's enough sistering for today." Mabel said.
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"So, Dipper and I are going to go to your dance and chaperone together! It all worked out in the end." Wirt said with a huge dorky smile on his face.
   
"Gosh Wirt, I think you two should marry already." Greg said while kicking his feet in the air.
   
"Let me like him from afar, Greg." Wirt said with too much sass.
   
"You're more of, like, watching him from afar. Like a creep!" Greg laughed as Wirt flipped over the omelet he was cooking.
   
"Whatever man." Wirt sighed. BEEP Wirts phone beeped loudly. He looked over at it "Omg! It's Dipper!" Wirt gasped and looked at the message which was when his smile faded to a frown then a concerned burrow.