Alter Ego Oneshots, Headcannons, and other Shenanigans

'Ello! here be a headcannon!

If you'd like more info about what I'll read the desc. Plus it's late and I'm sleep-deprivedededed. Anyways, here we goooooOOOOOOOOO-

Warnings: Caps, swearing, 1:30-2:30 AM weirdness.

Egos sexualities and genders:

Anti: Pangender bc he a demon, why tf would he care about pronouns and pansexual bc why tf would he care about gender he hates us all equally (maybe an exception for Dark)

JBM: Trans male idk just a sense from a fellow trans male and pansexual bc he a wovey wittle bean

Henrik: Male idk and gay idk I got the vIbEs

Chase: Male bc Stacey was probably straight and bisexual bc he totally has a gay vibe but feckin Stacey anD hEr BiTcH aSS LEAVIN' THIS AMAZIN' BEAN! ahem. Sorry.

Marvin: Male idk why I jus fEeL and totally gay, he just IS-

Shawn, Angus and JJ: Male and Straight Ally, they're more old-timey bois so yea- besides Angus... he might be bi...

Toss Boy: Attack helicopter. No but fr (That was fr-) prolly Trans Male and pan, he doesn't care about your gender he just wants you to suck on his tooth.

Dark: Genderfluid or Genderflux, prolly fluid tho, bc Celine and Damien and stuff y'know? And.... prolly gay (for Anti-)

Willford: Non-binary they just are idk and totally gay can't change my mind

Google: hmmmm well, this be difficult for the gender part... bc Google's a robot. But since they is 'made to look more human' I'm gonna say non-binary....... yeah. Also asexual, but for any non-platonic stuff he prolly gay tho-

Bing: Same reasoning as Google, non-binary, but this time bi... I have this sEnSe-

Jims: Jim. Umm fr prolly jus' males and ace, idrk.

Bim: He's prolly jus' male idrk. Queer... yes.

Yandereplier: Hmmmm- non-binary. And pan. Just wants love. You poor murderous bean.

Security Guard: Non-binary, idk they just aRe- and trying to convince themself to be ace (bc he became paranoid after the musical in my mind) , but is really gay
(Sorry if I forgot any of Mark's he just had a lot and it's 2:00 AM)

Natemare: Non-binary bc they're kinda supposed to resemble the Puppet from FNaF and the Puppet doesn't rlly have a gender, prolly poly or pan

Phantom: hmmMMMmmm uhhhh prolly... Trans male... idk, but maybe bc I'm like 'oOoO- what if he used his magic to grow a dicc or something' idk, but prolly gay too.

Security Guard: Hmmm, male and bi (then again prolly only ever gay for Security Mark-)

Madpat: Genderflux... bc he's the character that is basically Dark, since Dark is fluid, why not have him be flux? Bi, idk why jus bi.

Phonepat: Bigender bc he prolly don't care what people call him, he finna kill him either way, pansexual, jus cuz I feEL IT-

PewDIE: Prolly male bi- just cuz Pewds and Marzia, so there is prolly some attraction to wamen, so bi. Or straight ally.

Now ik that technically that the sides are all gay bc they're Thomas and blah blah blah- but think about this... THIS IS MAH HEADCANNON!

Logan: Non-binary and gay, if Idk what sexuality, I'mma just say gay (Nerdy Wolverine could be ace tho-)

Roman: Bigender bc he would love to a prince or princess, so pronouns could be either, therefore, Bigender Highness. Also bisexual (he is very bi-) bc he states he is 'currently between princes and princesses' in one of the episodes (Q&A one I think)

Patton: Trans male? Maybe? Idk, maybe bc he really likes being the dad, trying to prove his innocent masculinity, and pansexual bc he wove us all-

Virgil: HmmmMMMmmmdarkstrangeson- so umm maybeeeeee Trans male, bc I saw a Tik Tok which was the c'mon little lady thing and it was emo girl then it was Virgil, I was freAKING OUT- plus gay-

Deceit: Genderfluid or flux, so it could be like "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Yes." Idk that's jus' very Deceit to me. Also bi, poly, or pan to be like "Are you gay or straight?" "Yes."

Remus: Same as his bro, Bigender Rat, and bi.

Remy: OKAY BUCKLE UP THIS AN. AMAZING LIL GENDERFLUID BABES! ahem. Sorry obsession- I jus' feel the fluid vIbE- and VERY gay. The gayest.

Dr. Picani: Hhmmmmm- my lil bean- I sense the non-binaryness, prolly bc, they jus really like helping people out so they're jus like "Me? Oh idk I exist! Let's help you now!" And very... hmm gay prolly.

WOOO! I'M FINISHED! That was rlly fun to make. Probably some weirdness and spelling errors bc it is 2:34 AM and I started around 1:28 AM. Anyways, I'mma go now. Peace ✌🏻.