T-they're a team?! (discontinued)

team 7 gets picked

(If it  ain't obvious i don't own naruto how dare u think i stand where he stood)

(author notes)"Speaking"/thinking/kurama/

their a team?!

Intense silence ligured around the room as all the students had their eyes glued on the two ninjas both in fighting stances glaring daggers at one another,one might have assumed a fight was about to break out  but  after a few suffocating minutes the one with blond hair had relaxed his shoulders and instead let his hands rest on his hips "fuck you"

the opposing noirette uchiha had also relaxed and his face morphed into one of goofiness and irritation "well fuck you too"

"fuck you three" 

"fuck you four!"

"i said fuck your first so your the most fucked!" a smirk crept onto the blond's face as he barely heard the uchiha curse under his breath "shit.."sasuke was annoyed but smiled anyways

a young girl with long pink hair stood up and walked over to the two  boys irritation written all over her face and proceeded to smack the both of them on the back of the head
"what did i tell you two about cursing?!" everybody's eyes were wider than golf balls number 1 was because sasuke of all people was just smiling and number 2 sakura has just hit the boy she fan-girl'ed  over on the back of his head

Naruto on the other hand was rubbing his head "well our covers are off and we're on the same team so we can stop acting ya know"

his voice sounded goofy but not as goofy at it was originally sasuke and sakura were grinning ear to ear and both glanced at each other before tackling naruto into a hug "finally we're free from the awful cringey act and ugly outfits!"

Naruto cheered "no more kill me orange!I can't wait to burn this thing" Said the blond while Sasuke and Sakura giggled, completely oblivious to all the confused stares that were aimed directly at them.

This continued until iruka spoke up after getting a hold of himself, 'what kamis name was going 'on"N-naruto what's going on here?"

Naruto looked over to iruka and smiled and lifted his arms up and removed his headband letting long golden locks fall to the side of his face that were originally tucked into his hewdband "well ya see iruka-sensei....this entire persona was kinda an act  so we could get onto the same team?" naruto looked over to his sensei with a sheepish smile and brushed his fingers through his mid long spikey hair before sasuke spoke "we met when we were little and we were all a bit upset after some 'unpleasant' experiences that occurred that day and we talked and all became friends"

Sakura continued "a while later naruto had talked with the hokage and found information regarding teams i won't go into detail but basically we all wanted to be on the same team as each other so naruto decided the best course of action was to rig it for us" sakura then spoke up "basically think of it like a long tortures play all for the sake of getting on some stupid team" sakura narrowed her eyes at naruto who put his hands up in defence

"hey at least i had fun with the pranks unlike mr emo over here who had to brood all day and act like he had a 7 foot pole stuck up his butt" Naruto joked and jabbed sasuke in the stomach

"ay your the one that suggested the uchiha emo" sasuke resorted, sakura chuckled at his response.

the entire class were all thinking the same thing wtf

bell:RING RING BITCH GET YO ASSES HOMEEEE!

"C'mon guys let's get back to the compound and burn these friken clothes" sasuke cheered, naruto put his hands in his pockets and smirked, sakura simply laughed and followed the energetic uchiha as they casually walked out the room leaving an entire classroom with their mouths down on the floor trying to take in what they just witnessed.

shikamaru stood up a chuckled slightly "naruto gotta admit that was one heck of a play" he exited the classroom

No crap the freaking Nara found out everyone mentally rolled their eyes but left the classroom as well

(ok so i know it's short  and everything but it's my first  story and my  dumbass can't write if my life depended on it so i will now be awaiting criticism while i write the next chapter.also my spelling is shit so i'll try and edit to the best of my abilities and i'll also explain their backstory in detail soon so don't worry)