"MORNING SLEEPY HEADS!
"What the-" a blond mop of hair sat up and rubbed his eyes
"Bro what's goin on..." Sasuke also got out from under the covers, eyes still stuck closed with tiredness
"OHhHhHhHh!" Sakura ran out laughing
(Please tell me people remember this vine)
After the little.... Incident They all had got dressed in their ninja gear and met the face of a masked Kakashi sitting in the couch reading his oh so fabulous book
"Good morning guys" he waved his hand up and greeted
"Good Morning"
"Sup"
"Hn"
They all greeted and sat up on the table while tsunami served them some bacon and eggs, they thanked her for the food and naruto scoffed his down like a freaking monster and Sasuke and Sakura simply ate like normal human beings, if yeeting pieces of bacon into the opposing sibling's mouth was considered normal then yeah
Kakashi only muttered "I'm still contemplating whether I should have passed you guys, my sanity is withering"
"Does that mean this would be a bad time to bring up the idea of starting a cult?"
"Nope" Kakashi slapped his book down and headed for the door "I'm saving my sanity...once your done come out so we can do some training"
"Yes kaka sensei!" They chorused and continued the bacon dunking contest
*time skip Jutsu*
Kakashi "OK do you guys know how to tree walk?"
"Yup"
"Yup"
"Pretty much"
"Alright then let's get star- wait how do you guys know how to do it? It wasn't taught in the academy?"
Naruto "I learnt to climb walls because like ya know villagers be chasin and shit, had to get away from them somehow"
"I still wonder if people conveniently placed those alleyways there just so you could get trapped or something" the raven scratched his head
"Took me a whole ass year to be able to get it right yet I still can't make a freaking normal clone, how is it that I can climb walls and walk on water yet I can't make a single fukin clone?!" naruto crosses his arms in irritation
"That's what ya get for being a hecking chakra monster" Sasuke joked and play-punched naruto in the arm
"Pfft, hey! Remember when Hinata used her byakugan on me and she was so surprised by the amount of chakra I had she fainted!" naruto started cackling and Sasuke did as well
"Poor Hinata" Sakura sighed
Oh lord "ok what about this, Sakura come with me and we'll try and increase your chakra reserves and I'll help you with your taijutsu, Sasuke your the best with kenjutsu so I want you to help naruto with his, once you're done go practice water walking or something and naruto think you could make a weight seal for me?" Kakashi instructed
"Wait what do you mean by weight seal?"
"Uhhh you know the things Lee wears under his socks"
"Oh those things"
"you think you make them so they can be attached to skin?"
"Ideas are already coming sensei don't worry-WOAH" naruto narrowly dodged a kunai that came shooting his way and lodged itself into the bark of the tree they were standing under his eyes met with a smirking Uchiha "you forgot about me dobe"
"Well shit" he cursed as he unsheathed his katana
"You almost killed me asshole!"
"Awww Naru can't handle a single kunai how sad~"
"Oh you wanna go full-on" he gripped his katana tightly "then bring it teme"
A Loud clang echoed through the village as the screeching of metal against metal was heard and the friction of the two pieces of silver created sparks, they both simply smiled and jumped back each taking a fighting position
Kakashi only sighed a walked off to train with Sakura, he hoped that by the time he got back they would have exhausted each other out and he wouldn't have to stop them, but their stubbornness will be the downfall of their sensei's sanity.he could only hope they didn't kill each other by the time he got back, If he's lucky they would be exhausted and he could just Carry them back
(yo sorry for not posting in a while, school just started back up and iv been really tired lately so yeah I apologise, anyway I'll try and post as much as I can also thank you for 100+ reads that really means a lot to me.stay safe, wear a mask, try and leave the house as little as you can so you can keep yourself and others safe! thank you!)
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T-they're a team?! (discontinued)
Hayran Kurgufukin crackheads "Who the fuck ate all my onigiri?!" *insert glass crashing sounds* "NARUTO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE" being skilled doesn't mean you can't joke around, even if the past was rough they focus on each other and aim to help each other...